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Instant

Target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls phases out. If that permanent is black, exile it instead. (If it phases out, treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.)

Enchantment

If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.

Creature — Spirit Avatar

Flying, lifelink This creature gets +4/+4 as long as you have 25 or more life.

Legendary Creature — Human God

As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Djeru and Hazoret has vigilance and haste. Whenever Djeru and Hazoret attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may exile a legendary creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Djinn

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Exile this creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. • Scry 1.

Enchantment Creature — Human Citizen

{1}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Villain

Flash Whenever this creature attacks, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain

As long as there are eight or more cards in your graveyard, Doc Ock has base power and toughness 8/8. As long as you control another Villain, Doc Ock has hexproof. (He can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, mill two cards, draw two cards, then discard two cards. {1}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, return up to two target artifact cards from your graveyard to your hand. {4}{U}: Level 3 At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, this Aura has umbra armor. (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Ogre Ninja

Ninjutsu {3}{B} ({3}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a creature card. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This token gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Domri

Creatures you control get +1/+0. +1: Add {R} or {G}. Creature spells you cast this turn can't be countered. −2: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Legendary Planeswalker — Domri

+1: Add {R} or {G}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains riot. (It enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.) −3: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −8: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each end step, create a 4/4 red and green Beast creature token with trample."

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Pirate

Each creature you control but don't own gets +2/+2, has menace and deathtouch, and is a Pirate in addition to its other types. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell you don't own, create two tapped Treasure tokens.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for {1}{U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Whenever Donatello deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

{T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery. Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target artifact or creature you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Menace Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts. (It costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. If they do, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a nonland, nontoken permanent of their choice. If that player can't, they discard a card, they lose 2 life, you draw a card, you gain 2 life, you create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance, then you sacrifice this enchantment.

Creature — Giant Berserker

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. Foretell {4}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Backup 1 Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, look at that many cards from the top of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, put a charge counter on this artifact. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player loses the game.

Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have defender. All Slivers have "When this permanent enters, draw a card."

Sorcery

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Instant

Double the power of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

+1: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets -3/-0 and its activated abilities can't be activated. −1: You gain 2 life and draw a card. −7: You get an emblem with "Your opponents can't untap more than two permanents during their untap steps."

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

+1: Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Dovin. −1: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life. −7: Look at the top ten cards of your library. Put three of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. −1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Echo of the First Murder — When Drach'Nyen enters, exile up to one target creature. Daemon Sword — Equipped creature has menace and gets +X/+0, where X is the exiled card's power. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)