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Enchantment

Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may have target attacking creature gain double strike until end of turn.

Creature — Kithkin Druid

When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Plant Druid

Reach Lands you control and land cards you own that aren't on the battlefield are Deserts in addition to their other types. Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Mill two cards. You gain 1 life for each land card milled this way.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters tapped. Whenever you complete a dungeon, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time."

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You take the initiative, gain 3 life, draw a card, and create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery. (A Treasure token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever Durnan attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may exile a creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may cast it. That spell has undaunted. (It costs {1} less to cast for each opponent.) Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Bear

When Duskana enters, draw a card for each creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2. Whenever a creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2 attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, put a lifelink counter on target non-Human creature you control. {1}{B}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with lifelink.

Creature — Horror

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature, discard a card, or pay 4 life. When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards a card, and loses 4 life.

Creature — Elf Berserker

Boast — {1}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Sorcery

Exile two target artifacts.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy those creatures.)

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

As long as this creature is equipped, it gets +0/+2.

Creature — Dwarf

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Put a +0/+1 counter or a +1/+0 counter on target creature.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. Equip {3}

Land — Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. When this land enters untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.

Sorcery

Create two 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature tokens. Foretell {1}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {R}{R}.

Creature — Dwarf

Creature — Elf Warrior

When this creature enters, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Enchantment

Whenever you discard one or more cards, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery

Freerunning {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Draw three cards.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, earthbend 2. Then search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. When you do, if it has four or more quest counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Earthbend 4. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has flying, this Aura deals 2 damage to that creature and this Aura gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Creature — Elemental

Siege Monster — When this creature enters, roll a d20. 1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put five +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

When this creature enters, earthbend 2. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature, you may gain that much life. Do this only once each turn.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

When this creature enters, exile up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

Trample When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Ally creature you control. Whenever another Ally you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery

Earthbend 2. When you do, up to one target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (To earthbend 2, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Creatures that fight each deal damage equal to their power to the other.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance, trample Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Warrior Performer

Reach This creature gets +1/+0 and has trample as long as you control a land creature or a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Instant

Destroy target creature with mana value 2 or less. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Horror

{0}: If this creature is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap this creature.

Instant

Exile target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Creature — Drake

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature — Avatar Praetor

First strike, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -2/-2 counter on this creature. Sacrifice a creature: Remove a -2/-2 counter from this creature. If the sacrificed creature was a Thrull, put a +1/+0 counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.