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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Creature — Elephant Monkey

Reach When this creature enters, each player creates a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each artifact your opponents control.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Legendary Creature — Sphinx

Flying If you would scry a number of cards, draw that many cards instead. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand. {X}, {T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature — Human Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.

World Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles a card at random from their hand. The player may play that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if the player hasn't played the card, they put it into their graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

{T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of tokens you created this turn. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Ellywick

+1: Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) −2: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. If it's legendary, you gain 3 life. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −7: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have trample and haste and get +2/+2 for each differently named dungeon you've completed."

Legendary Creature — Human

Haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever another creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a basic land type. Each land you control becomes that type until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Djinn Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast noncreature spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, you may cast it as though it had flash.

Instant

Elspeth's Smite deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. +1: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. 0: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until your next turn. −3: Destroy target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater.

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

−1: Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+1 until end of turn. −2: Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. −3: You gain 5 life. Escape—{4}{W}{W}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

+2: You gain 1 life for each creature you control. −2: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. −5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens.

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

+2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. −2: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Sunlit Hoplite and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. −8: Until end of turn, creatures you control gain flying and get +X/+X, where X is your devotion to white.

Creature — Tiefling Peasant

Trample, myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.) As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +X/+0, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

Creature — Human Elf Ranger

Reach When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has reach. Equip {3}

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {B}. This creature deals 1 damage to you.

Creature — Elf Mutant

{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}. Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Elf

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Sacrifice a Saproling: You gain 2 life.

Creature — Elf Shaman

{G}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Elf Druid

During your turn, as long as you haven't activated an exhaust ability this turn, you may activate exhaust abilities as though they haven't been activated. Exhaust — {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elf Shaman

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Zombie

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Max speed — Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Knight

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a Young Hero Role token attached to another target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Creature — Goblin

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature — Hellion

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Destroy target creature or Spacecraft.

Sorcery

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Instant

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Exile Emergency Powers. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may put a permanent card with mana value 7 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. That land becomes a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each land you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)