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Creature — Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Legendary Artifact — Food

When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Lifelink Whenever an Aura you control becomes attached to a nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that Aura's mana value, gain control of that permanent for as long as that Aura is attached to it.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Flash Defender, haste {1}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control that wasn't cast. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant

This spell costs {U} less to cast if an opponent cast two or more spells this turn. Counter target spell.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Wizard

{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature or enchantment: Counter target spell.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

If you would draw a card, exile the top two cards of your library instead. You may play those cards this turn.

Creature — Human Wizard

This creature can't be blocked. {U}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

Whenever you cycle a card, you may pay {1}. When you do, exile target artifact or creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Escape—{1}{R}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Vigilance, trample, ward {1} At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Counter target creature spell. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.

Sorcery

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Phyrexian

Flying Whenever this creature or another Phyrexian you control enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Instant

Counter target creature spell.

Creature — Elf Shaman

Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Estrid

+2: Untap each enchanted permanent you control. −1: Create a white Aura enchantment token named Mask attached to another target permanent. The token has enchant permanent and umbra armor. −7: Mill seven cards. Return all non-Aura enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, then do the same for Aura cards. Estrid, the Masked can be your commander.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1}. If you do, it gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact Creature — Soldier

Metalcraft — This creature has protection from each color as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature enters, amass Zombies 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.) Zombie tokens you control have flying.

Creature — Zombie Warlock

{1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has lifelink and "Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, investigate X times, where X is the number of opponents you have. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with lesser mana value. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. Warp {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this enchantment at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains flying until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flash Whenever Evelyn or another Vampire you control enters, exile the top card of each player's library with a collection counter on it. Once each turn, you may play a card from exile with a collection counter on it if it was exiled by an ability you controlled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

Artifact

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Creature — Phoenix

Mutate {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying Whenever this creature mutates, create a red artifact token named Feather with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Return target Phoenix card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped."

Creature — Eye

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Instant

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human

{B}: This creature becomes a Human Cleric with base power and toughness 2/2. {1}{B}: If this creature is a Cleric, put a deathtouch counter on it and it becomes a Phyrexian Human Cleric with base power and toughness 3/3. {1}{B}{B}: If this creature is a Phyrexian, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

This creature enters with four oil counters on it. This creature has trample as long as it has two or fewer oil counters on it. Otherwise, it has hexproof. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, sacrifice it.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

This creature enters with an oil counter on it. This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. Whenever another creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put an oil counter on this creature.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Avatar

Lifelink {4}: Exchange your life total with Evra's power.

Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. Morph {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

First strike, haste Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has haste.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {1}, {T}: Mill a card. (Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)