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Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red Soldier creature token with firebending 1. (Whenever it attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, create a 2/2 red Soldier creature token with firebending 1.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}, {T}: Target creature you control gains firebending 4 until end of turn. (Whenever it attacks, add {R}{R}{R}{R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender, reach Whenever you attack, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant

Fire Prophecy deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Elemental

If a red instant or sorcery spell you control would deal damage, it deals double that damage instead.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

You can cast spells only during your turn and you can cast no more than two spells each turn. You may cast spells with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control without paying their mana costs.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have haste. Sacrifice this enchantment: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Minotaur Cleric

Red instant and sorcery spells you control have lifelink. Whenever a white instant or sorcery spell causes you to gain life, Firesong and Sunspeaker deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have haste. All Slivers have "{1}, Sacrifice this permanent: Target Sliver creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn."

Legendary Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Instant

You draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control and spells you've cast this turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you lost life last turn, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have exalted. (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)

Creature — Human Pilot Ally

Flying This creature gets +1/+1 as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard.

Creature — Goblin Wizard

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on this enchantment. Remove five blaze counters from this enchantment: It deals 5 damage to any target.

Instant

Flame-Blessed Bolt deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, this enchantment deals 5 damage to each planeswalker. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Flame Discharge deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you controlled a modified creature as you cast this spell, it deals X plus 2 damage instead. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Sorcery

Until end of turn, permanents you control gain "{T}: This permanent deals 1 damage to any target."

Creature — Elemental Wizard

Commander spells you cast have cascade. (Whenever you cast a commander, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with lesser mana value. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard. It gains flying until end of turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, create a token that's a copy of another target attacking creature and that's tapped and attacking. Exile the token at end of combat. Dash {2}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, you may pay {R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Skeleton

Flying This creature can't block. Rejuvenation — When this creature dies, exile it. If you do, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play one of those cards. (If you cast Flameskull this way, you can't play the other card, and vice versa.)

Sorcery

Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Kavu

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Kavu

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying, haste This creature attacks each combat if able. Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn."

Creature — Gnome Soldier

Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a Human, instead it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

You may sacrifice a nontoken black creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Instant

Counter target instant spell.

Instant

Counter target red or green spell.

Legendary Creature — Human Citizen

Flash When Flash Thompson enters, choose one or both — • Heckle — Tap target creature. • Hero Worship — Untap target creature.

Creature — Devil

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever this creature or another creature enters from your graveyard, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Sorcery

Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the number of counters on it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has flying and haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Elf Druid

Trample, lifelink, haste

Creature — Cat

Flash When this creature enters, return a green or white creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Elemental

Haste At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.) {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it becomes a copy of up to one other target creature.

Creature — Spirit

{W}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains first strike until end of turn. Discard a card: Exile this creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Phyrexian Gremlin

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Zombie Warrior

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.