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Creature — Lizard

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, draw a card. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever Gilgamesh enters or attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put any number of Equipment cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you put one or more Equipment onto the battlefield this way, you may attach one of them to a Samurai you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains trample and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.

Land — Forest

({T}: Add {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. When this land enters untapped, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact Creature — Food Golem

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards. Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace. Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, you may tap it. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Kor Cleric

{T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Phyrexian Human Assassin

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Instant

Tap target creature. Its controller mills two cards. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.) Draw a card.

Creature — Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.)

Creature — Elf Scout

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you scry 2. {2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Enchanted creature gets +1/+3.

Creature — Snake

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 2 life at the beginning of their next draw step unless they pay {2} before that step.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.

Artifact

{T}: Look at target player's hand.

Artifact

Multicolored creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Activate only if this land entered this turn or if you control a basic land.

Artifact Creature — Drake

Flying When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.) Zombie tokens you control have hexproof and menace.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact. If you controlled that artifact, create three 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Counter all spells your opponents control and all abilities your opponents control. Create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying for each spell and ability countered this way.

Creature — Human Pilot Ally

Flying When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the bottom.)

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Whenever equipped creature and at least one other creature attack, draw a card. Equip {1}{W}

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters).

Land — Locus

When this land enters, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield. {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, draw a card if you control a Glimmer creature. If you don't control a Glimmer creature, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.

Instant

Draw a card. Escape—{2}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Sorcery

Suspend 3—{R}{R} Shuffle all permanents you own into your library, then reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put all non-Aura permanent cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then do the same for Aura cards, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. • Return target Cave card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Human Rogue

Menace Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you get {E} (an energy counter). At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — • Incubate 2 twice. (To incubate 2, create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) • Transform all Incubator tokens you control. • Phyrexians you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf

First strike, deathtouch Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control. (To incubate X, create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Snow Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land is snow. Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.