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Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards. If the discarded card wasn't a land card, Grab the Prize deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Warrior

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, destroy target planeswalker. At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

Creature — Phyrexian Samurai

When this creature enters, Phyrexians you control gain menace until end of turn. Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1. {3}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Enchantment — Aura

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Enchant creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever this Equipment becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Hydra Horror

Grakmaw enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on Grakmaw. When Grakmaw dies, create an X/X black and green Hydra creature token, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Grakmaw.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it. Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it. {2}, {T}: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.

Legendary Planeswalker — Bahamut

As long as Grand Master of Flowers has seven or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 7/7 Dragon God creature with flying and indestructible. +1: Target creature without first strike, double strike, or vigilance can't attack or block until your next turn. +1: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Monk of the Open Hand, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Enchantment

All creatures attack each combat if able. All creatures block each combat if able.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally

Whenever Gran-Gran becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card. Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast as long as there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.

Instant

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. (Those permanents return under their owners' control.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Creature — Human Warrior

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Entwine {2} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Snow Instant

Scry X, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell, then draw three cards. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Sorcery

This spell has flash as long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

Creatures with flying get +2/+0. Creatures without flying get -2/-0.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature — Crocodile

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Legendary Creature — Horror

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Rat Pilot

At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of your next end step.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

Exhaust — {2}{R}: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a tapped Powerstone token for each other creature you control. (They're artifacts with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Creature — Human Scout Ally

Each land and Ally you control has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Enchantment

Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.

Creature — Horror

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature — Wurm

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment Creature — Dog

Trample Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Treefolk Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {W}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land and a creature you control: Create a 4/4 white Angel Warrior creature token with flying and vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2}{R} — Untap all creatures you control. If it's your combat phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase. + {2} — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. + {R} — Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to that player this turn, create a tapped Treasure token.

Enchantment

{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Ooze

Flash When this creature enters, counter target activated or triggered ability from an artifact or enchantment source. If a permanent's ability is countered this way, destroy that permanent. Foretell {G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)