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Creature — Ogre Warrior

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.) Trample During your turn, you and this creature have hexproof.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{G}.

Creature — Human Knight

Flying Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. {3}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Jellyfish

Defender, flying Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.

Creature — Kirin

Flying Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Sphinx

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. If that land is an Island, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Moonfolk Samurai

Defender Modified creatures you control can attack as though they didn't have defender. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Horse Mount

Ward {2} Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, search your library for a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Saddle 4

Instant

For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {2}, {T}: Target Mount you control becomes saddled until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}: Target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance When this Vehicle enters, you may search your library for an artifact card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield if its mana value is 2 or less. Otherwise, put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Crew 2

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent on a multicolored creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Orc Rogue

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Cunning Action — {3}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Zombie Fish

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.)

Sorcery

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a creature with flying. Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, put a slime counter on this enchantment, then create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of slime counters on Gutter Grime."

Creature — Goblin Shaman

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Instant

Counter target blue instant spell.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, this creature gets +2/+1 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Legendary Creature — Bird Noble

This spell costs {2} less to cast as long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn. Flying, vigilance Other Birds you control have vigilance.

Legendary Creature — Troll Warlock

Trample At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn. {1}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Creature — Elf Druid

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) {T}: Add {G} for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken

Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even mana values. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) When Gyruda enters, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even mana value from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Knight

You may cast this card from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else. As long as Haakon is on the battlefield, you may cast Knight spells from your graveyard. When Haakon dies, you lose 2 life.

Creature — Snake

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Haktos attacks each combat if able. As Haktos enters, choose 2, 3, or 4 at random. Haktos has protection from each mana value other than the chosen number.

Legendary Creature — Human Archer Ranger

Reach Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Archer

Trample Whenever you cast a spell, if that spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on Hallar, then Hallar deals damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it to each opponent.

Creature — Lizard Shaman

Haste {1}{R}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.

Land

If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {5}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 7/7 blue Giant creature with ward {3}. It's still a land. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.)

Legendary Artifact

As Hall of Triumph enters, choose a color. Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+1.

Land — Plains Island

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Enchantment

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Instant

Until end of turn, if a creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Exile target nonlegendary creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, tap it. Flashback {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Avatar

Vigilance When this creature dies, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each player mills two cards. Then you may put an instant, sorcery, or battle card from your graveyard on top of your library. (To mill two cards, a player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, you may pay {X}. When you do, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from a graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Artifact

{W}, {T}, Untap a tapped creature you control: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. {W}{W}, {T}, Untap two tapped creatures you control: Draw a card. {W}{W}{W}{W}{W}, {T}, Untap fifteen tapped creatures you control: You win the game.