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Instant

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has flying. Aura swap {2}{U} ({2}{U}: Exchange this Aura with an Aura card in your hand.)

Artifact Creature — Horror

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto this creature. Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Beast

Haste Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Cat

Lifelink Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker

Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Cat Soldier

First strike When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other artifact creature you control. Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Cat

Modular 4 (This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.) Riot (This creature enters with your choice of an additional +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Artifact Creature — Slith

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Insect

Flying Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Converge — Archaic's Agony deals X damage to target creature, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell. Exile cards from the top of your library equal to the excess damage dealt to that creature this way. You may play those cards until the end of your next turn.

Creature — Angel

Flying As long as this creature is untapped, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures. As long as this creature is attacking, creatures can't block unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

Creature — Demon

Flying At the beginning of each opponent's end step, that player chooses up to two creatures they control, then sacrifices the rest.

Creature — Demon

Flying Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents control. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Demon

Flying When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn. Unearth {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie Cleric

Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, look at the top card of your library. If it's a Zombie card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Creature — Leviathan

Mutate {5}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

Artifact Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. Cycling {U/B} ({U/B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Giant Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

Creature — Salamander Mount

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. That card gains flashback {0} until end of turn instead if this creature is saddled. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Saddle 3

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant opponent Whenever you attack enchanted player, that player loses 2 life. You draw a card and gain 2 life. Whenever a player attacks you, you may attach this Aura to that player.

Land

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) {T}: Add {C}. {5}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have the city's blessing.

Creature — Archon

Flying Other creatures you control that are enchanted by Auras you control have base power and toughness 4/4 and have flying.

Creature — Human Cleric

Archpriest of Iona's power is equal to the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste At the beginning of the end step, return this creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Beast

{R}, Exile the top ten cards of your library: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature that's blocking it." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Fox

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater as long as defending player controls a snow land.

Snow Artifact

({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.) When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact

Legendary creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. When this artifact enters, tap all legendary creatures.

Artifact

This artifact enters with two oil counters on it. Whenever two or more creatures attack, put an oil counter on this artifact. {2}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Exile another target nonland permanent. Its controller draws two cards.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Masticore

First strike, protection from multicolored At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card. When you discard a card this way, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to the mana value of the discarded card.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

{1}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or haste.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Untap two target lands.

Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn

Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. −2: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Legendary Creature — Shark Horror Mutant

Flash When Armaggon enters, destroy up to three target creatures.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Instant

Vehicles you control become artifact creatures until end of turn. Choose a Dwarf you control. Attach any number of Equipment you control to it.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Beast

Ward {2} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has ward {2}. Reconfigure {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem

Whenever Armix attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Plains you control and has flying.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 4 damage to target creature.