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Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has trample and haste. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. Equip {2}{R}

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature has flying. Creatures you control that are equipped get +1/+0. Equip {2}{W}

Land

This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {G}{G}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {4}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {4}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon Dragon

Flying When Hidetsugu and Kairi enters, draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. When Hidetsugu and Kairi dies, exile the top card of your library. Target opponent loses life equal to its mana value. If it's an instant or sorcery card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 2. {2}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you exile a nonland card this way, Hidetsugu deals damage equal to the exiled card's mana value to any target.

Instant

If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.

Enchantment

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. {4}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 5 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. (They each put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.) Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Creature — Djinn Monk

Flying The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.

Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit

Flying, trample Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each target. Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast for each target.

Instant

Counter target spell that targets you or a permanent you control. Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Lizard Mercenary

Whenever you attack with one or more Lizards, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent. {1}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only if an opponent lost life this turn and only once each turn.

Creature — Elf Warlock

When this creature enters, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Lizard

Whenever another creature dies, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. {1}{B}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch. It's still a land.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card that doesn't share a land type with a land you control, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. {5}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {3}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.

Creature — Elemental Wolverine

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. • This creature fights target creature token. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may put the exiled card into its owner's hand.

Creature — Spider

Reach, deathtouch When this creature dies, put up to one other target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature — Tiefling Rogue

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Zombie

Deathtouch When this creature dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Creature — Goblin Barbarian

Pack tactics — Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, this creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."

Creature — Boar Monkey

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Exhaust — {5}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

Creature — Specter Rogue

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, any number of target opponents each discard a card. For each of those opponents who didn't discard a card with mana value 4 or greater, draw a card.

Creature — Ox Angel

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Nonwhite creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Flashback {W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Homing Lightning deals 4 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.

Creature — Sliver

Each Sliver card in each player's hand has slivercycling {3}. Slivercycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Sliver card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Enchantment

White creatures you control get +1/+1.

Instant

Exile all creature cards from all graveyards. You gain 1 life for each card exiled this way.