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Enchantment

Start your engines! When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Max speed — {1}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Raid — If you attacked this turn, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell an additional time. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature is a Wolf or Werewolf, untap that creature. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.

Sorcery

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token for each Forest you control.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.

Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli

+2: Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target Dinosaur you control. −3: Target Dinosaur you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. −7: Dinosaurs you control get +4/+4 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli

+1: Put a loyalty counter on Huatli for each creature you control. −1: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control enters, you may draw a card."

Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli

+2: You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. 0: Create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample. −X: Huatli deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures. Creatures dealt damage this way can't block this turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. −3: You gain life equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control.

Creature — Goblin

Haste

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Prototype {2}{U}{U} — 3/3 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) You may have this creature enter as a copy of an artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact creature in addition to its other types, and its power and toughness are equal to this creature's power and toughness.

Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin

Deathtouch

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Warrior

As long as there are three or more different kinds of counters among creatures you control, this creature gets +2/+4. You may cast this card from your graveyard. If you do, it enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature — Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive the damage to get the counters.)

Creature — Wolf

As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, this creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.

Sorcery

Create a 3/1 black and red Vampire creature token with trample, lifelink, and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Flashback {1}{B}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Creature — Nightmare

Menace When this creature enters, target opponent puts a deathtouch counter on a creature they control.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature you don't control. Equipped creature has reach and ward {2}. Equip {1}

Instant

Choose target creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw that many cards.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent you don't control. This spell can't be countered. Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Creature — Cat

Mutate {2}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, other creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Advisor

At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type among noncreature spells you've cast this turn, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Land

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.

Creature — Elemental Insect

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card you own in exile and in your graveyard. Menace, deathtouch

Creature — Hydra

{X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, create X X/X green Hydra creature tokens.

Creature — Human Warrior

You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of counters on permanents you control. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) {2}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's red. • Destroy target permanent if it's red.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. (You may cast them any time you could cast an instant.)

Creature — Human Rogue

{3}: This creature connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Enchantment Creature — Siren

Bestow {5}{U}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Flying You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Creature — Specter

Flying Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, untap target creature.

Legendary Creature — Gorgon

Deathtouch {6}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When Hythonia becomes monstrous, destroy all non-Gorgon creatures.

Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant

{2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.