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Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Sorcery

Tap target creature and put three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Flying When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create three 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance. Scry 3.

Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, tap target creature you don't control.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Other Elves you control get +1/+1. {G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Creature — Wurm

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Indestructible

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying, haste This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature — Human Noble

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Creature — Dinosaur

Vigilance Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Enchantment

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying. {4}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Improvised Weaponry deals 2 damage to any target. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks, flip a coin. If you win the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. If you lose the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Spirit

When Iname dies, you may exile it. If you do, return any number of target Spirit cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

Flying Corrupted — Whenever this creature attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, instead search your library for two cards and put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle. Flashback {7}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Target player mills X cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, that player mills twice that many cards instead. Flashback {X}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Put five +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, put ten +1/+1 counters on that creature instead. Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies. Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. That player sacrifices one of them of their choice.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put three +1/+1 counters on it.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent has indestructible. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy that permanent. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Creature — Angel

Flying Metalcraft — Artifacts you control have shroud as long as you control three or more artifacts. (An artifact with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Sorcery

Destroy X target artifacts and/or creatures. For each permanent destroyed this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until an artifact or creature card is revealed and exiles that card. Those players put the exiled cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, target player exiles all cards from their hand face down, then draws that many cards. When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owner's hand.

Creature — Demon

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card unless target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice or pays 3 life.

Creature — Ooze

Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create a 3/3 green Ooze creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Instant

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Creature — Demon

Flying, trample Skip your draw step. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

This spell can't be countered. Flying, haste {R}: Inferno of the Star Mounts gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When its power becomes 20 this way, it deals 20 damage to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter.) Equip {2}{W}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters attached to a creature, each other nontoken creature you control becomes a copy of that creature. Nontoken creatures you control enter as a copy of enchanted creature.

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control." You gain 2 life.

Sorcery

You may pay {2}{U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If the {2}{U} cost was paid, you draw three cards, then an opponent creates two Treasure tokens and they scry 2. If that cost wasn't paid, you draw X cards.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.