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Creature — Goat Beast

When this creature enters, put target card from an opponent's graveyard on the bottom of their library. Basic landcycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

All creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn.

Artifact

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player shuffles.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then draw a card.

Creature — Zombie

Defender Tap three untapped creatures you control: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchantment

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on a creature this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sorcery

Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Elemental Serpent

Haste Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery — Arcane

Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Soldier

As this creature enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.) This creature has protection from each mana value of the chosen quality.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Protection from red When Lavinia enters, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with mana value 4 or less. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)

Creature — Human Soldier

{1}, {T}: Tap target creature with mana value 2 or greater.

Sorcery

Exile target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Plains you control. Its controller gains 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Hexproof Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

When Lazav enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {X}: Lazav becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except its name is Lazav, the Multifarious, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has this ability.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of creature cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. {2}{W}: Level 2 Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. {3}{W}: Level 3 Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Elemental Druid

{T}: Add {G}. If you control four or more creatures, add {G}{G} instead.

Creature — Human Wizard

{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. {X}{R}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue

Trample Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her. Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Mill three cards, then create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. III — Draw a card if there's a creature or Lesson card in your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Leech

Lifelink Equipped creature has lifelink. Reconfigure {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Sorcery

Target player loses all poison counters. Leeches deals that much damage to that player.

Creature — Sliver

Whenever a Sliver you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a treasure counter on this enchantment. Sacrifice this enchantment: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of treasure counters on this enchantment. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Haste Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.

Sorcery

Exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less and all other creatures that player controls with the same name as that creature. Then that player reveals their hand and exiles all cards with that name from their hand and graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Elf Archer

Reach Whenever you cast a spell that targets Legolas, put a +1/+1 counter on Legolas. Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you don't control, Legolas deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, draw a card.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Instant

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Lens Flare deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {W} (You may cast this spell for {W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai

Sneak {2}{W}{W} Double strike During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)