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Legendary Creature — Demon Spirit

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro unless you pay {B}{B}{B}{B}. Pay 1 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Kyler. Other Humans you control get +1/+1 for each counter on Kyler.

Artifact — Vehicle

Collect evidence 6: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among cards exiled with it. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead. Crew 2

Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flash Flying When Kyodai enters, another target permanent gains indestructible for as long as you control Kyodai. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Kyodai gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Warrior Ally

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Enchantment

Tap an untapped creature you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Warrior

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Lacerate Flesh deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a number of Blood tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. {T}: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if five or more creatures died this turn.

Creature — Centaur Scout

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Beast Mount

Flying Whenever Lagorin attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target Mounts and/or Vehicles. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

When Lagrella enters, exile any number of other target creatures controlled by different players until Lagrella leaves the battlefield. When an exiled card enters under your control this way, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Enchantment

Whenever a Human you control dies, draw a card. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Wolf

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Enchantment Creature — Nymph

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Artifact

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player shuffles.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then draw a card.

Creature — Zombie

Defender Tap three untapped creatures you control: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on a creature this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Soldier

As this creature enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.) This creature has protection from each mana value of the chosen quality.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Sorcery

Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Elemental Serpent

Haste Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery — Arcane

Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {1}

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Protection from red When Lavinia enters, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with mana value 4 or less. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)