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Legendary Creature — Beast Noble

Double strike, vigilance, haste Exhaust — {G}, {T}: Add three mana of any one color. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust — {U}, {T}: Draw three cards. Exhaust — {R}, {T}: Loot deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Rabbit Scout

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Vigilance When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.

Instant

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever Loran or another legendary creature you control enters, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.) At the beginning of your draw step, if you control an enchanted creature, you lose 1 life and you draw an additional card.

Creature — Elemental

Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.

Creature — Zombie

Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.

Creature — Lizard Beast

Mutate {U/R}{U/R} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Cleric

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, until end of turn, Spirit creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent."

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {4}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Instant

Choose two — • Create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token. • Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible and haste until end of turn. • Lorehold Command deals 3 damage to any target. Target player gains 3 life. • Sacrifice a permanent, then draw two cards.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) {5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Artifact

{3}, {T}: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} more to activate for each card in your hand.

Instant

Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Creature — Human Wizard

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When this creature dies, if it had no time counters on it, you may search your library for an enchantment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant — Lesson

The owner of target creature or enchantment puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom. You create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Choose a nonartifact, nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Instant

Put target nonland historic permanent into its owner's library fourth from the top. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Zombie Giant

Undergrowth — When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.

Creature — Zombie Troll

Trample Discard a creature card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {B}: Regenerate this creature.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a petal counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of petal counters on this artifact.

Land

Hexproof This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice two lands. {T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Enchantment — Saga

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You and target opponent each draw two cards. II — Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Legendary Creature — Human

Each creature that's a Barbarian, a Warrior, or a Berserker gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Creature — Elephant Detective

When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Elephant Soldier

This spell can't be countered. If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Artificer

Haste Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. That token gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Hippogriff

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Rhino

Trample Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Pegasus

Flying This creature can't attack or block alone.

Creature — Unicorn

Vigilance Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Shaman

Flying Whenever you cast an Adventure or Dragon spell, Lozhan deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target that isn't a commander.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact with mana value 3 or less. You gain 3 life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Lukka

Compleated ({R/G/P} can be paid with {R}, {G}, or 2 life. If life was paid, this planeswalker enters with two fewer loyalty counters.) +1: Add {R}{G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures. −1: Create a 3/3 green Phyrexian Beast creature token with toxic 1. −4: Lukka deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control as you activate this ability.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token. Tap seven untapped Merfolk you control: Counter target spell.

Sorcery

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature whose controller has eight or more cards in their graveyard. Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Creature — Beast

{T}: Add {G} or {U}. Whenever you cast a kicked spell, you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Elephant Angel

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control, then untap them. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Instant

Infusion — When you cast this spell, copy it if you gained life this turn. You may choose new targets for the copy. Target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}. {2}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof. It's still a land.