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Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate

Flying, haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact — Equipment

This Equipment enters with a soul counter on it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on this Equipment. Whenever equipped creature dies, put a soul counter on this Equipment. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying {2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures. Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Foretell {G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Enchantment

This enchantment enters with X charge counters on it. Remove a charge counter from this enchantment: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has no charge counters on it, return it to its owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}: Add {C}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. This artifact has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this artifact's abilities.

Instant

Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Creature — Cat

Vigilance

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, each opponent mills three cards. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that player mills three cards.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Jellyfish

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Monk

Flying, vigilance, haste

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble

Flying Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}.

Creature — Giant

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of green cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Choose target creature with mana value less than X. Search your library for a creature card with the same name as that creature, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) {1}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Activate only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card. When this creature is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Enchantment

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Lifelink Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Orc Warrior

Deathtouch Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Creature — Human Knight

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {W}{U}, {T}: Tap another target creature.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Zombie Ogre

Megamorph {6}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. Target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

{2}, Reveal X red cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals X damage to each creature without flying.

Enchantment

Whenever this enchantment or another nonland permanent you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice that shares a card type with it.

Legendary Creature — Octopus Rogue

Whenever Marvo attacks, clash with defending player. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.) Whenever you win a clash, draw a card. Then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value 8 or less without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying, a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token, and a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.