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Creature — Vampire Noble

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Lifelink Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Zombie Ogre

Megamorph {6}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Snake

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Creature — Human Knight

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {W}{U}, {T}: Tap another target creature.

Creature — Orc Warrior

Deathtouch Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. Target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

{2}, Reveal X red cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals X damage to each creature without flying.

Enchantment

Whenever this enchantment or another nonland permanent you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice that shares a card type with it.

Legendary Creature — Octopus Rogue

Whenever Marvo attacks, clash with defending player. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.) Whenever you win a clash, draw a card. Then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value 8 or less without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying, a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token, and a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Each other creature you control enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to this creature's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

First strike Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Rhino Druid

Reach Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Servos and Thopters you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Add {B}{B}{B}. Spend this mana only to cast Vampire, Cleric, and/or Demon spells.

Creature — Sphinx

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose a card in your hand. That player guesses whether the card's mana value is greater than 4. If the player guessed wrong, you may cast the card without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Human Wizard

Morph {2}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, you may turn target creature with a morph ability face down.

Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with two or more legendary creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target attacking creatures. At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever another Spirit you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has toxic, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman

Flying Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Knight

Whenever an enchanted creature attacks one of your opponents, it gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Whenever an Aura you control is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Pilot or Vehicle spell. {3}, {T}: Target Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain

When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Warp {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact — Vehicle

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. Crew 2