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Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Each other creature you control enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to this creature's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

First strike Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with two or more legendary creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target attacking creatures. At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Creature — Rhino Druid

Reach Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Servos and Thopters you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature your opponents control.

Sorcery

Target player draws 2ˣ cards. (2⁰ = 1, 2¹ = 2, 2² = 4, 2³ = 8, 2⁴ = 16, 2⁵ = 32, and so on.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever another Spirit you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has toxic, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman

Flying Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Knight

Whenever an enchanted creature attacks one of your opponents, it gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Whenever an Aura you control is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior

At the beginning of your end step, if there is no monarch, target opponent becomes the monarch. Whenever a creature attacks one of your opponents, if that player is the monarch, that creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped Merfolk you control. When you do, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain

When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Warp {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Pilot or Vehicle spell. {3}, {T}: Target Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. Crew 2

Creature — Human Wizard

As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Scry 2. II — Choose a card name. III — When you cast a spell with the chosen name for the first time this turn, draw two cards. IV — Look at the top card of each player's library.

Legendary Creature — Inhuman Noble Hero

Vigilance, reach Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Medusa.

Legendary Creature — Elf Performer

Whenever you cast a spell, choose one — • Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has. • History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Exile the top ten cards of your library. You may cast spells with exactly three colors from among them this turn. Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with exactly three colors.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent discards a card, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance This Vehicle enters with an oil counter on it. Remove an oil counter from this Vehicle: It becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

If you would get one or more poison counters, instead you get one poison counter and you can't get additional poison counters this turn. Exile Melira: Choose another target creature or artifact. When it's put into a graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {3}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is one plus the mana value of the sacrificed artifact. You may play those cards this turn.

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. Flashback {7}{U}{U}

Instant

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this spell. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Flashback {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)