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Token Artifact

When Meteorite enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying, vigilance You have hexproof. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Legendary Creature — Elf Scout

Whenever Miara or another Elf you control dies, you may pay {1} and 1 life. If you do, draw a card. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Ward—Pay 3 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.) Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Sneak {3}{G} (You may cast this spell for {3}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 1, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {U}. {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on this artifact. At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on this artifact. When the twelfth hour counter is put on this artifact, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile this artifact.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another creature enters, untap this creature.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Gremlins you control gain menace, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Enchantment

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Coven — Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Migloz enters with five oil counters on it. {1}, Remove an oil counter from Migloz: It gains vigilance and menace until end of turn. {2}, Remove two oil counters from Migloz: It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {3}, Remove three oil counters from Migloz: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Beast

Mutate {2}{G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flying, ward {2} Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Ward {2} You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle spells from the top of your library. If you cast a creature spell this way, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Human

{3}{G}: This creature becomes a Werewolf. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and you draw a card. Activate only once.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Human Soldier

This creature can't attack alone. Whenever this creature attacks, untap target creature.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Affinity for Spirits (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Spirit you control.) Flying Whenever Millicent or another nontoken Spirit you control dies or deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Ooze

As Mimeoplasm enters, exile up to X creature cards from your graveyard. It enters with three +1/+1 counters on it for each creature card exiled this way. {2}: Mimeoplasm becomes a copy of target creature card exiled with it, except it's 0/0 and has this ability.

Artifact — Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {2}: This artifact becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. It gets +3/+1 instead as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. Equip {2}{B}

Sorcery

Target opponent discards two cards, mills a card, and loses 1 life. You gain 1 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

Target opponent mills seven cards.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Target player discards X cards at random.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Lizard Shaman

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "{1}, Sacrifice this permanent: Each player discards a card."

Creature — Zombie

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, each opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Creature — Horror

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may look at that player's hand. If you do, you may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature that crewed it this turn, except it's 4/3, it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Crew 1

Creature — Horror

When this creature dies, each player discards their hand.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.