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Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Target player mills four cards. Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Instant

Draw three cards. Basic landcycling {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

When you cast this spell, copy it if you control a planeswalker, Cleric, Druid, Shaman, Warlock, or Wizard. Scry 1, then draw a card.

Creature — Vampire

Flying Each creature you control is a Vampire in addition to its other creature types and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Human Peasant Ally

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Mercenary Villain

Lifelink {3}{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Exile all artifacts. • Exile all creatures. • Exile all enchantments. • Exile all planeswalkers.

Creature — Orc Warrior

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Phyrexian Rogue

This creature can't be blocked. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery — Lesson

Until end of turn, target nonland permanent loses all abilities and becomes your choice of a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1 or a blue Octopus creature with base power and toughness 4/4.

Instant

Target creature's controller sacrifices it, then creates X 1/1 green and white Elf Warrior creature tokens, where X is that creature's power.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Merfolk

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flash When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. It loses all abilities until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Rogue

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Activate only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen

Whenever one or more Halflings you control attack a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Legendary Creature — Elf Artificer

Tap an untapped nontoken artifact you control: Add {G}. Tap two untapped nontoken artifacts you control: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Merfolk card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may tap or untap target permanent.

Creature — Human Bard

When this creature enters, you may pay {1}. When you do, create a Young Hero Role token attached to target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Legendary Creature — Halfling Knight

Haste Merry has first strike as long as it's equipped. Whenever you attack with Merry and another legendary creature, draw a card.

Creature — Human Druid

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.

Creature — Unicorn

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "When this permanent enters, you may fateseal 1." (To fateseal 1, its controller looks at the top card of an opponent's library, then they may put that card on the bottom of that library.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Bird Scout

Flying When this creature enters, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn.

Artifact Creature — Sliver

Artifact Creature — Construct

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of noncreature artifacts you control. Sacrifice two artifacts: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Until end of turn, target creature becomes a white Rabbit with base power and toughness 0/1. + {3} — Target player draws two cards.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+0 and has trample. Equip {4} Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Token Artifact

When Meteorite enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Meteor Swarm deals 8 damage divided as you choose among X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, destroy target permanent. Equipped creature gets +3/+3. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one or more — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target tapped creature. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying, vigilance You have hexproof. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Legendary Creature — Elf Scout

Whenever Miara or another Elf you control dies, you may pay {1} and 1 life. If you do, draw a card. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Ward—Pay 3 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.) Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.

Sorcery

Sneak {3}{G} (You may cast this spell for {3}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.") If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 1, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has flying and vigilance. Equip {3}

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)