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Artifact

{T}: Add {U}. {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on this artifact. At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on this artifact. When the twelfth hour counter is put on this artifact, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile this artifact.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another creature enters, untap this creature.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Gremlins you control gain menace, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Enchantment

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Creature — Insect Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double the power of target creature you control until end of turn. Warp {2}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Coven — Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, draw a card.

Creature — Mutant Rebel

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Migloz enters with five oil counters on it. {1}, Remove an oil counter from Migloz: It gains vigilance and menace until end of turn. {2}, Remove two oil counters from Migloz: It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {3}, Remove three oil counters from Migloz: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Beast

Mutate {2}{G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Human

{3}{G}: This creature becomes a Werewolf. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and you draw a card. Activate only once.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Human Soldier

This creature can't attack alone. Whenever this creature attacks, untap target creature.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Affinity for Spirits (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Spirit you control.) Flying Whenever Millicent or another nontoken Spirit you control dies or deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Ooze

As Mimeoplasm enters, exile up to X creature cards from your graveyard. It enters with three +1/+1 counters on it for each creature card exiled this way. {2}: Mimeoplasm becomes a copy of target creature card exiled with it, except it's 0/0 and has this ability.

Artifact — Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {2}: This artifact becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. It gets +3/+1 instead as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. Equip {2}{B}

Creature — Lizard Shaman

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery

Target opponent discards two cards, mills a card, and loses 1 life. You gain 1 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Dryad Druid

When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Sorcery

Draw X cards. Then you may put a permanent card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Zombie

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, each opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Creature — Horror

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may look at that player's hand. If you do, you may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature that crewed it this turn, except it's 4/3, it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Crew 1

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards. Put up to one land card discarded this way onto the battlefield tapped under your control.

Sorcery

Target opponent mills seven cards.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.

Sorcery

Target player discards X cards at random.

Creature — Horror

Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1. Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. {U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}: You may put a blue or red creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

If it's your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Legendary Land

Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities. (If it was a creature, it's no longer a creature.)

Sorcery

You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.