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Creature — Human Cleric

Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

Instant

Counter target spell with mana value 1 or less.

Legendary Creature — Human Ranger

When Minsc enters, create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. {X}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness X/X and becomes a Giant in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Artifact

{2}: This artifact becomes a copy of target artifact, creature, enchantment, or land until end of turn.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.

Sorcery

Target player reveals a number of cards from their hand equal to the number of Swamps you control. You choose one of them. That player discards that card.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Detective

Flying, vigilance Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on Mirko. At the beginning of your end step, you may return target creature card with power less than Mirko's from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. (If it would die, exile it instead.)

Legendary Creature — Vampire

Flying Whenever Mirko Vosk deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal four land cards, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Artifact

As long as this artifact is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all land cards in all graveyards.

Instant

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.

Artifact

Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {1}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a copy of target creature you control of the chosen type, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Artifact Creature — Crab

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) Channel — {2}{U}, Discard this card: Counter target spell or ability unless its controller pays {3}.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, that player copies that spell for each other creature they control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Enchantment Creature — Chimera

Flying Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Scry 1.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flash

Creature — Shade

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. {1}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Haste {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, add {R}{R}. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Create two 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens. • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Unearth {1}{R} ({1}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}. ({1}{B}{R}: Return the card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Put up to three target cards from an opponent's graveyard on top of their library in any order.

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {U} ({U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

Creature — Hydra

This spell can't be countered. Haste, protection from blue This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Illusion

{U}: Counter target spell that targets this creature.

Creature — Snake Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flying {1}{U}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Phyrexian Soldier

First strike During your turn, creature tokens you control get +1/+0 and have first strike. {3}{W/P}: Create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter. {W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Overload {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this Vehicle becomes an artifact creature and gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value greater than the number of experience counters you have, you get an experience counter. Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each experience counter you have.

Artifact

{1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Channel — {U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.

Creature — Wall

Defender When this creature enters, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie Wall

Defender Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle has haste as long as you control a Mount. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: This land becomes a 3/3 Citizen creature with vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature and planeswalker you control.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Rogue Villain

When this creature enters, target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment

You can't cast more than one spell each turn. Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card.

Creature — Goblin

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.