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Sorcery — Lesson

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control. Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Ooze

As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

Creature — Drake

Flying, deathtouch

Creature — Imp

Flying Whenever one or more permanents you control leave the battlefield, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Legendary Creature — Demon

Flying Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Nefarox attacks alone, defending player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Instant

Counter target noncreature spell.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If it's a creature card, draw a card. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creature cards exiled with this artifact, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice this artifact and return a card exiled with it at random to its owner's hand.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior

Trample Whenever Neheb deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature — Unicorn

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Treefolk

{2}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Sacrifice a Saproling: Saproling creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Treefolk

Reach If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {G}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Nemata gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {1}{B}, Sacrifice two Saprolings: Draw a card.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Vampire. Neonate's Rush deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller. Draw a card.

Land

If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard a card, you may reveal that card and put it on top of your library instead of putting it anywhere else. {T}: Add {C}.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{U}{B}, {T}: Target player mills three cards.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying If a creature you control that entered this turn would deal damage, it deals twice that much damage instead.

Creature — Satyr Scout

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this token dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This token gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Horror

When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life for each creature they control. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Spirit

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard with three or more creature cards above it, you may put this card onto the battlefield.

Creature — Spirit

Haste Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) Whenever another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast

Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Deathtouch, lifelink Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Elf Warrior

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever you cast a green spell, you may untap this creature.

Artifact Creature — Moonfolk Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, tap target permanent.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {U}{U}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Counter target spell. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Elemental

Flying When this creature leaves the battlefield, put target nonland permanent on top of its owner's library. Evoke {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Dryad

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Vampire you control. Gain control of target creature. Change the text of that creature by replacing all instances of one creature type with Vampire.

Instant

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, New Way Forward deals that much damage to that source's controller and you draw that many cards.

Creature — Human Tyranid Advisor

Strategic Coordinator — Basic lands you control have "{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}."

Creature — Rat Samurai

This creature has deathtouch as long as you control an artifact. This creature has menace as long as you control an enchantment. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When this creature enters, target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Scout

Whenever a creature you control explores a land card, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Whenever a creature you control explores a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on Nicanzil.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Nicol Bolas unless you pay {U}{B}{R}. Whenever Nicol Bolas deals damage to an opponent, that player discards their hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas

Nicol Bolas has all loyalty abilities of all other planeswalkers on the battlefield. +1: You draw a card. Each opponent exiles a card from their hand or a permanent they control. −3: Destroy target creature or planeswalker. −8: Each opponent who doesn't control a legendary creature or planeswalker loses the game.

Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas

+3: Destroy target noncreature permanent. −2: Gain control of target creature. −9: Nicol Bolas deals 7 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards seven cards, then sacrifices seven permanents of their choice.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Deathtouch Mobilize 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature token. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Until your next turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target player mills cards equal to that spell's mana value. IV — Draw a card. If a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, draw three cards instead.

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Enchantment

All creatures get -1/-1.