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Creature — Human Knight

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Instant

Choose one — • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn. • Draw a card. • Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {U}. {W}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {U}. {W}{U}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 white and blue Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Firebending 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}{R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever Azula attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. This creature can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Creature — Sheep Performer

Flying When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Monkey Spirit

Whenever another nontoken Spirit you control enters, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with "This token can't block or be blocked by non-Spirit creatures." {3}{U}: Exile another target creature you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you do, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power greater than its base power, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

Creature — Bear

Instant

Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Creature — Spirit Horror

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Creature — Beholder

When this creature enters, choose one — • Antimagic Cone — Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Fear Ray — Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Elemental

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit

Reach Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. If you do, after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Creature — Wurm

This spell can't be countered. Trample, haste Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery.

Enchantment Creature — Snake Archer

Defender, reach Channel — {4}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.

Creature — Nightmare Dog

Lifelink, haste

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each permanent destroyed this way.

Creature — Beast

Trample Reinforce 2—{1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.) Scavenge {5}{G}{G} ({5}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's library. • Counter target instant spell.

Legendary Creature — Human

First strike, menace Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, you may cast a spell with lesser mana value that shares a card type with it from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, create First Mate Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey Pirate creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.