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Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature — Vampire Knight

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you lost life last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature — Phyrexian Knight

Toxic 6 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get six poison counters.) This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +0/+2. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact Creature — Frog

When this creature leaves the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Elf Druid

This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Return any number of target nonland, nontoken permanents you control to their owners' hands. Draw a card for each card returned to your hand this way.

Creature — Elf Druid

Reach When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a land card or a card with {X} in its mana cost from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact Creature — Angel Warrior

Flying {3}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Sorcery

For each creature token on the battlefield, its controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature. Flashback {4}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Sorcery

Target player mills three cards. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Human Detective

Whenever you manifest dread, put a card you put into your graveyard this way into your hand.

Instant

Cleave {1}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Parasitic Grasp deals 3 damage to target [Human] creature. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Elemental Beast

Mutate {G}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) {1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Creature — Human Soldier

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Creature — Pegasus

Flying, trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

Sorcery

Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil. Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U} (If you cast this spell for {6}{U}{U}{U}, also put six +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Creature — Tiefling Warlock

Lifelink When this creature enters, you take the initiative. At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Zombie Horror

{2}{U}: Exile target creature card from your graveyard and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This creature has all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with it.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

Discard a card: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on the creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Cleave {4}{W}{B} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Destroy all creatures [with mana value 2 or less].

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Creature — Eldrazi

Annihilator 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices three permanents of their choice.) This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Instant

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if there are three or more basic land types among lands you control, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) Flashback {4}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying Other Spirits you control get +1/+1. Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Dragon Noble

When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact — Vehicle

{1}{W}: Another target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an Otter. Draw two cards.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Instant

Look at target player's hand. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Samurai

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, the next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast.

Creature — Pegasus

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Wurm

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When this creature enters, you gain 7 life. When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than this creature's, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card.

Artifact

Sunburst (This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Add one mana of any color.