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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a color. When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted creature has protection from the chosen color. This effect doesn't remove this Aura.

Kindred Instant — Faerie

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If you control a Faerie, draw a card.

Creature — Horror

When this creature enters, until end of turn, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control." Warp {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {U}{R}{W} ({U}{R}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Artifact

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all nonland permanents.

Creature — Spirit

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature becomes a copy of this creature.

Creature — Rat Berserker

This creature gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control. Threshold — Whenever you attack with one or more Rats, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Creature — Human Advisor

{1}, {T}: Target player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player mills twelve cards. A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.

Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It's every creature type.)

Creature — Plant Sloth

Reach When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may tap or untap target permanent.

Enchantment

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect

Flying Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Creature — Wolf

{2}{G}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Pest Ape

Trample Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Elf Employee

Reach When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Each other creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Horror

When you cast this spell, any player may discard three cards. If a player does, counter Phantasmagorian. Discard three cards: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Dinosaur Illusion

Trample When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card with flashback or disturb, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — God

Indestructible As long as your devotion to black and green is less than seven, Pharika isn't a creature. {B}{G}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Its owner creates a 1/1 black and green Snake enchantment creature token with deathtouch.

Instant

Choose one — • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. • Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.

Creature — Elemental Whale

Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn.

Legendary Creature — Dog

Flash Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.

Creature — Centaur Warrior

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Creature — Phoenix

Flying, haste This creature can't block. Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact

{1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying, haste {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Escape—{2}{R}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Human Hero

Flying Whenever Photon deals combat damage to a player, add that much mana of any one color. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Sorcery

Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

When Phylath enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, incubate 4. (Create an Incubator token with four +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Phyrexians you control have vigilance.

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

Each player can't cast more than one non-Phyrexian spell each turn. Non-Phyrexian creatures enter tapped.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric

Kicker {1}{B} (You may pay an additional {1}{B} as you cast this spell.) Lifelink When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

{3}: If your library has ten or more cards in it, target opponent looks at the top ten cards of your library and separates them into two face-down piles. Exile one of those piles. Search the other pile for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle the rest of that pile into your library.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror

As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

Kicker—Pay 3 life. (You may pay 3 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Phyrexian Human

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You gain 1 life.

Creature — Plant Hydra

If damage would be dealt to this creature, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Thopters you control have haste. Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.