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Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Instant

Piercing Light deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Exile target tapped creature. Forecast — {2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Tap target untapped creature. (Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Artifact Creature — Boar Toy

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Snow Creature — Bird

Flying {S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {6}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Plot {1}{B}{G} (You may pay {1}{B}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." Warp {U/R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Ally

Pipsqueak can't attack alone unless he has a +1/+1 counter on him.

Creature — Human Pirate

Deathtouch Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Faerie

Flying Grant an Advantage — If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant

When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token. Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types. {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.

Creature — Zombie Beast

Menace When this creature enters, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. Whenever another Zombie you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 {2}{G}: Each other creature you control with toxic gains toxic 1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. (A player dealt combat damage by a creature with toxic also gets poison counters equal to that creature's total toxic value.)

Creature — Rat

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Creature — Beast

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control. Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect Horror

Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)