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Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Creature — Cat

During your turn, this creature has first strike.

Creature — Shark Beast

Mutate {3}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature mutates, you may return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Choose target creature an opponent controls, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Return it to its owner's hand. 10—19 | Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. 20 | Gain control of it until the end of your next turn.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspent mana.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature dies, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Instant

Destroy target non-Angel, non-Demon, non-Devil, non-Dragon creature.

Instant

Draw four cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an instant or sorcery card.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. Flashback {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return all cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Praetor's Counsel. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

Creature — Squirrel

Lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {4}{W}: Until end of turn, if you would put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, put that many plus one +1/+1 counters on it instead.

Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier

During your turn, creature tokens you control get +1/+4. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

First strike Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Enchanted creature gets -2/-2. It gets -5/-5 instead as long as you've completed a dungeon.

Creature — Ooze

Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature.) Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, creatures you control gain menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library face down. You may look at and play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, must be blocked if able, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. Each creature your opponents control blocks this turn if able.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control get +1/+1.

Sorcery

Scry 2, then draw a card. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Creature — Human Citizen Ally

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Plant Mercenary

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

Enchantment

Elves you control get +2/+0.

Creature — Dwarf Cleric

When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Human Warlock

{T}, Pay 3 life, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery. Unearth {3}{W}{B} ({3}{W}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Cleric

At the beginning of your end step, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of opponents who control more lands than you.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Snow Creature — Zombie Cleric

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of snow lands you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Cleric

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal a Dinosaur card from your hand. If you do, you gain 2 life. {3}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a Dinosaur card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Land

As this land enters, you may reveal an Elemental card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Elemental spell or activate an ability of an Elemental.

Sorcery

Choose two — • Target player gains 7 life. • Put target noncreature permanent on top of its owner's library. • Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. • Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.

Sorcery

Kicker—Sacrifice a creature. (You may sacrifice a creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Enchantment

If one or more tokens would be created, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. At the beginning of your end step, if a card left your graveyard this turn, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Elf Ooze Wizard

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Prime Speaker Zegana enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. When Prime Speaker Zegana enters, draw cards equal to its power.

Legendary Sorcery

(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.) Return all legendary permanent cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. (Put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)