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Creature — Human Citizen Ally

Each non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its creature types, to a maximum of 10.

Creature — Avatar

Flying When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant basic land you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Artifact Creature — Food Alien Mutant

When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters among permanents you control. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Creature — Human Wizard

({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.) {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U} or {B}. {U}{B}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 blue and black Horror artifact creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Instant

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. Dinosaurs you control gain trample until end of turn.

Creature — Human Spellshaper

{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Counter target spell or ability that targets a creature.

Creature — Orc Pirate

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Pirate.

Creature — Orc Pirate Wizard

Menace, deathtouch When this creature enters, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.

Creature — Zombie Soldier

Deathtouch Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Human Cleric

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have protection from Zombies.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters tapped.

Instant

Exile target creature. If you don't control a Human, you lose life equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature — Human Noble

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") {2}{W}: Choose another player. That player gains control of target Treasure you control. You draw a card.

Creature — Spirit

At the beginning of each end step, if it's an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each 1 damage dealt to you this turn. At the beginning of your end step, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

Creature — Vampire Employee

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Instant

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Instant

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Instant

Tap target creature. Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.

Sorcery

Choose an artifact card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the chosen name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Instant

Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}. Draw a card.

Artifact

{3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flash Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Instant

Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Up to one target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Instant

Target blocking creature fights another target blocking creature.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Creature — Eldrazi Insect

Emerge {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with mana value 3 or less and a card with mana value 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.

Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. {4}{W}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature — Dog Mount

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. {1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact. Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Saddle 1

Instant

Until end of turn, target land you control becomes a 4/4 Dinosaur creature with reach and haste. It's still a land. It must be blocked this turn if able.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may sacrifice another enchantment or creature. If you do, draw two cards. When you sacrifice this enchantment, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Divergent Equation.

Creature — Human Warrior

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. If they do, you create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Sorcery

Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. That player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead any number of target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Enchantment

White creatures get +1/+1. Threshold — White creatures get an additional +1/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human God

As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Djeru and Hazoret has vigilance and haste. Whenever Djeru and Hazoret attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may exile a legendary creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Bear Druid

Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever a creature you control with mana value 5 or greater enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +4/+4. Equip {5}

Legendary Creature — Gamma Doctor Hero

If you would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent instead. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Doc Samson's power.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, this Aura has umbra armor. (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Human Citizen

Vigilance Disguise {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, create two tapped 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This token gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.