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Creature — Eldrazi Crab

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Emerge {7}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) This creature has hexproof as long as it entered this turn.

Sorcery

You may mill three cards. Then return up to one creature card and up to one land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Druid

Whenever you cast an Aura spell that targets this creature, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Bear

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +2/+2.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. {2}{B}: Target Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

Double strike {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.

Sorcery

Look at the top ten cards of your library, exile up to two creature cards from among them, then shuffle. Target opponent may choose one of the exiled cards and put it onto the battlefield under their control. Put the rest onto the battlefield under your control.

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Creature — Human Advisor

Flying, vigilance Duelist of the Mind's power is equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn. Whenever you commit a crime, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery

Duel Tactics deals 1 damage to target creature. It can't block this turn. Flashback {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Kithkin Druid

When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Imprint — When this creature enters, you may exile target nontoken creature. As long as a card exiled with this creature is a creature card, this creature has the power, toughness, and creature types of the last creature card exiled with it. It's still a Shapeshifter.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. {5}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Vampire

Delirium — This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. Flying

Creature — Bat

Bloodthirst 1 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.) Flying

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}{U}{B}: Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere this turn, that player loses 1 life. {2}{U}{B}: Target player mills two cards.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets -3/-0 and loses all abilities.

Artifact

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Ward {2} When this artifact enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Insect

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Creature — Ouphe

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, put a -1/-1 counter on it. When this creature dies, draw a card for each -1/-1 counter on it.

Creature — Wolf

This creature can't be blocked by tokens. When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Creature — Spirit

Flying If you control five or more untapped lands, this creature enters with two +1/+1 counters and a lifelink counter on it. Plot {1}{W} (You may pay {1}{W} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy those creatures.)

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Dwarf you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {2} less to activate.

Creature — Dwarf

{2}{R}, {T}: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Dwarf creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever Dwynen attacks, you gain 1 life for each attacking Elf you control.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct

Trample Dyadrine enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it. Whenever you attack, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from each of two creatures you control. If you do, draw a card and create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Creature — Cat Cleric

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Creature — Boar

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Freerunning {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Draw three cards.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has flying, this Aura deals 2 damage to that creature and this Aura gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put five +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put five +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

Trample When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Ally creature you control. Whenever another Ally you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Earthbend 2. When you do, up to one target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (To earthbend 2, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Creatures that fight each deal damage equal to their power to the other.)

Creature — Halfling Peasant

When this creature enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar

Flying, vigilance Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a black Skeleton creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other colors, card types, and creature types.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with flying and all Equipment attached to that creature.

Creature — Horror

{0}: If this creature is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {B}{B}.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Untap target attacking creature you control. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent to their owners' hands.

Creature — Goblin Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Goblin, Swamp, or Mountain card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elf Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Swamp, or Forest card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elf Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Swamp, or Forest card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elemental Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Elemental, Island, or Mountain card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elemental Scout

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Elemental, Island, or Mountain card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.