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Creature — Elemental

Vigilance Land creatures you control have vigilance. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may have target land you control become a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste until end of turn. It's still a land.

Instant

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Choose one — • Untap target permanent. • Destroy target non-Aura enchantment. • Target creature loses flying until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest mana value among other artifacts you control.

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest mana value among other artifacts you control.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of charge counters on this artifact.

Creature — Vedalken Scout

Flying, trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you get that many {E} (energy counters).

Creature — Bird Spirit

Flying Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Horror

{T}, Sacrifice this creature and any number of other non-Eldrazi creatures: Create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token for each creature sacrificed this way.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an Eldrazi creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, draw two cards.

Creature — Eldrazi Faerie Rogue

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact

Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

This creature enters with three -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever this creature becomes tapped while it has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from it.

Instant

End-Blaze Epiphany deals X damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, exile a number of cards from the top of your library equal to its power, then choose a card exiled this way. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures and all permanents attached to creatures.

Sorcery

Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Creature — Boar

Vigilance, trample, haste When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's mana value. When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr.

Enchantment Creature — Dog Glimmer

Whenever another creature you control enters, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. When Enduring Courage dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Instant — Lesson

Lands you control gain all basic land types until end of turn. Draw a card.

Enchantment

All artifacts have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact unless you pay {2}."

Creature — Zombie Rat

Deathtouch {5}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life.

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Flying When this creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Ennis enters, exile up to one other target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. At the beginning of your end step, if one or more cards were put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ennis.

Creature — Giant

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Trample, haste

Creature — Goblin Scout

{2}: This creature gains mountainwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

Creature — Goblin Pirate

At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, create a Treasure token. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Instant — Lesson

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes an Avatar in addition to its other types and gains flying, first strike, lifelink, and hexproof. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Sorcery

Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 1+ | Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life. 8+ | Flying, deathtouch Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, each opponent discards a card. Each opponent who can't loses 3 life.

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Cleric

Outlast {W} ({W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.) Modified creatures you control have lifelink. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Double target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact Creature — Golem

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Dog Monk

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever you investigate for the first time each turn, investigate an additional time.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Each creature that's enchanted by an Aura you control can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Legendary Artifact — Food

When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Lifelink Whenever an Aura you control becomes attached to a nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that Aura's mana value, gain control of that permanent for as long as that Aura is attached to it.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Flash Defender, haste {1}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control that wasn't cast. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.

Instant

X can't be 0. Target spell's controller exiles it with X delay counters on it. At the beginning of each of that player's upkeeps, if that card is exiled, remove a delay counter from it. If the card has no delay counters on it, the player puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Vigilance, trample, ward {1} At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.

Artifact — Clue

Whenever you sacrifice this artifact or another artifact, you may pay {2}. If you do, at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that's a copy of that artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Instant

Exile each opponent's graveyard. When you do, choose up to one target creature card exiled this way. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an artifact and it loses all other card types.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token. Activate only during your turn and only if a card left your graveyard this turn.

Instant

Essence Extraction deals 3 damage to target creature and you gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Creature — Dryad Warlock

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian

Flying Whenever this creature or another Phyrexian you control enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)