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Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace Assassin spells you cast have freerunning {B}{B}. (You may cast a spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Whenever Ezio deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} if that player has 10 or less life. When you do, that player loses the game.

Legendary Creature — Human

Whenever Ezio attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. As long as Ezio has two or more counters on it, it has first strike and is an Assassin in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior

When Ezuri enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, proliferate twice. Whenever you proliferate, draw a card.

Snow Land

{T}: Add {C}. {S}{S}{S}: This land becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Sorcery

For each creature, its controller sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.

Instant

Create two 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Faerie Artificer

Flying Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls enters, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with this creature.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Faerie Noble

Flying Other Faerie creatures you control get +0/+1. {T}: Other Faerie creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Vampire Archer

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. {2}{R}: This creature deals damage to target creature equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Vampire

Flying This creature can't block. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. {B}, Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a noncreature, nonland card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature. If that creature wasn't dealt damage this turn, its controller draws two cards.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Scry 2. II — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. III — Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, draw two cards." Then that creature fights up to one other target creature.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. Creatures enter tapped. {2}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all untapped creatures. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Leviathan

Ward {3} Devour land 3 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of lands. It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.) When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is this creature's power. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment

Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate target creature.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards and create a Map token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Instant — Lesson

Untap one or two target creatures. They each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Melds with Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Melds with Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie.)

Creature — Snake

Flash When this creature enters, choose one — • You gain 3 life and surveil 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) • Destroy target enchantment. • Counter target creature spell.

Creature — Snake

Flash When this creature enters, choose one — • You gain 3 life and surveil 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) • Destroy target enchantment. • Counter target creature spell.

Creature — Human Scout

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Creature — Spirit

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Kor Wizard

When this creature enters, you and target opponent each draw a card.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target tapped creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Instant

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, you earthbend 4. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Instant

Create two 3/3 green Centaur enchantment creature tokens. If it's your turn, scry 2.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for past or present. You mill a card for each past vote, then Fateful Tempest deals damage to each opponent equal to the total mana value of cards milled this way. Exile the top card of your library for each present vote. Until the end of your next turn, you may play the exiled cards.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Creature — Human Wizard

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on this creature, you may draw a card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.

Creature — Fish Pirate

Haste Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control. Flying When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put each card exiled with it into its owner's hand.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Haste This creature must be blocked if able.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent. Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap two untapped creatures and/or lands you control. Trample

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target creature defending player controls gets -2/-0 and loses flying until your next turn.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Flash When this creature enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread. (That player looks at the top two cards of their library, then puts one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Flying, lifelink This creature can't block. Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand. Flying

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if one or more creatures died this turn, you gain that much life and distribute that many +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each upkeep, if an opponent lost life last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.

Creature — Elemental Turtle

Reach As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, forage or pay {B}. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

Feed the Flames deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life. Corrupted — Each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 3 life.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.