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Creature — Dryad Horror

Deathtouch Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Create a 4/4 green Troll Warrior creature token with trample.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

When this creature dies, you may have it deal 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment

Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Artifact

{3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Trample

Creature — Goblin Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Goblin Mutant

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. {3}{R}, {T}: If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent this turn, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin. Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

Artifact

Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals damage to target opponent or planeswalker equal to the number of creatures you control. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals damage to you equal to the number of creatures that opponent or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Sorcery

Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

Sorcery

Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, amass Goblins 1, then attach this Equipment to the amassed Army. (To amass Goblins 1, put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Goblin. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Goblin Army creature token first.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. Equip {4}

Instant

Choose one — • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. • Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to this creature.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Haste When this creature enters, amass Goblins 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Goblin. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Goblin Army creature token first.)

Enchantment

Creatures you control have menace. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. Entwine {2}{R} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Instant

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that color.) Scry 1.

Instant

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1, then draw a card. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Fox Samurai

Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is this creature's power. Whenever this creature attacks, other modified creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Artifact Creature — Dinosaur Thopter

Flying, lifelink Each legendary permanent you control has ward {2}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Creature — Kithkin Scout

{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 2 life for each other creature you control.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 for each Treasure you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. Remove three charge counters from this artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Troll Skeleton

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature. Dredge 6 (If you would draw a card, you may mill six cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature — Giant Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, exile that card with a dream counter on it instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast a spell from among cards you own in exile with dream counters on them without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror

As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.) Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum. • Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. • Draw a card.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. • Go Ninja Go deals damage equal to the greatest power among creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls.

Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue

Deathtouch When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue

Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever Gonti's Aether Heart or another artifact you control enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Pay eight {E}, Exile Gonti's Aether Heart: Take an extra turn after this one.

Creature — Unicorn

Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Turtle

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Deathtouch Whenever Gorex attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.

Creature — Bird

Flying When this creature enters, mill four cards. You gain 1 life for each creature card milled this way. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Ape Shaman

{X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.

Creature — Ape Warrior

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

Vigilance At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token for each Shrine you control.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever a creature you control enters, surveil 1. {1}{U}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, target attacking creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn. {3}{U}: Level 3 Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Enchantment

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Cat Archer

Reach The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally

Whenever Gran-Gran becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card. Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast as long as there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.

Instant

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Kraken

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)