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Creature — Jellyfish

Defender, flying Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flash Vigilance When this creature enters, any number of other target creatures you control phase out. (Treat them and anything attached to them as though they don't exist until their controller's next turn.)

Creature — Sphinx

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. If that land is an Island, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Angel

Flying This creature can block any number of creatures. Whenever this creature blocks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature it's blocking.

Creature — Dragon

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, return target nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is this creature's power.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance When this Vehicle enters, you may search your library for an artifact card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield if its mana value is 2 or less. Otherwise, put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Crew 2

Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer

Flying This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.

Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E} (an energy counter). Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Flying Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, return another target creature card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Demon

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn and target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk Ally

When Guru Pathik enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Lesson, Saga, or Shrine card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever you cast a Lesson, Saga, or Shrine spell, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may untap that creature and remove it from combat.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

At the beginning of your first main phase, you may blight 2. If you don't, you lose 3 life. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Legendary Creature — Bird Noble

This spell costs {2} less to cast as long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn. Flying, vigilance Other Birds you control have vigilance.

Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero

Deathtouch, lifelink Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken

Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even mana values. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) When Gyruda enters, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even mana value from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Vigilance You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Ally spells from the top of your library. Sacrifice Hakoda: Creatures you control get +0/+5 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Haliya enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever one or more creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. Warp {W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Hama enters, target opponent mills three cards. Exile up to one noncreature, nonland card from that player's graveyard. For as long as you control Hama, you may cast the exiled card during your turn by waterbending {X} rather than paying its mana cost, where X is its mana value. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.)

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warrior

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Dwarf Pilot

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each player gains 5 life and draws a card. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five colors among permanents you control, there are six or more card types among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard, and your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, you win the game.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Nonbasic lands are Islands.

Creature — Human Rogue

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an Island. {1}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Bird Cleric

Flying, haste Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

{1}, Sacrifice a token: Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has double strike. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Archon

Flying Non-Archon creatures have base power and toughness 3/3. When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Creature — Beast

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Harmonious Grovestrider's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Sorcery

Draw three cards.

Creature — Otter Wizard

Whenever you cast a noncreature or Otter spell, you may exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, you may cast target card with the same name as that spell from your graveyard. (You still pay its costs.)

Legendary Creature — Treefolk Mutant

Reach, vigilance When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

Creature — Human Artificer

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

Creature — Bird

Flying When this creature enters, tap target permanent. {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally

Whenever another Ally you control enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Rabbit Citizen

Whenever this creature or another Rabbit you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then draw a card if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until your next end step.

Creature — Spider

Reach Undergrowth — When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. You may put a green permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

{B}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. {7}: Put seven +1/+1 counters on this artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Spirit creature in addition to its other types. Activate only once.

Sorcery

Choose target opponent. Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. Then the chosen player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Creature — Human Wizard

{2}{U}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Zombie creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Horror

Whenever this creature attacks, return another creature you control to its owner's hand.