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Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero

Reach Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if Hawkeye dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card. {T}: Hawkeye deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has reach. Whenever equipped creature becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Insect

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.

Creature — Rabbit Druid

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If that creature is a token, it also gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

{X}, {T}: The next X damage that would be dealt this turn to target white creature you control is dealt to Hazduhr instead.

Legendary Creature — God

Indestructible, haste Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Cat Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Bird

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap an untapped Gate you control: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Wizard

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with no counters on it. • Remove up to three counters from target creature.

Enchantment

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Artifact

Activated abilities of creatures cost {1} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

Instant

Heated Argument deals 6 damage to target creature. You may exile a card from your graveyard. If you do, Heated Argument also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchantment

At end of combat, destroy each creature that blocked or was blocked this turn.

Creature — Ooze Horror

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Trample Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target artifact card from your graveyard this turn.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control dies, surveil 1, then remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn. Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {2} less to activate.

Enchantment

Shroud (This enchantment can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {X}: Put X tower counters on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on this enchantment, you win the game.

Legendary Creature — Human Hero

Haste When Hellcat dies, return her to the battlefield under her owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on her. She loses all abilities and gains haste.

Creature — Devil

Haste Whenever a creature you control attacks, this creature deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {3}. If you do, untap target permanent.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. {B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each equipped creature and Equipment you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Mite

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Griffin

Flying When this creature enters, exile the top eight cards of your library. You may cast an Aura spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Creature — Griffin

Flying When this creature enters, exile the top eight cards of your library. You may cast an Aura spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Auras you control.

Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance Echo {2}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Angel spells and Human spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Human Druid Ally

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Lesson spells.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Date Night — Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. • Patrol Night — One or two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste. (They can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature — Human Knight

Flash Lifelink When this creature enters, other Humans you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has trample and haste. Equip {2}

Artifact Creature — Golem

Cast this spell only if you've cast another spell this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. Equip {2}{R}

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Druid

Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, add {G}{G}.

Enchantment

When an opponent plays a nonbasic land, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 3/3 Beast creature.

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 2. {2}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you exile a nonland card this way, Hidetsugu deals damage equal to the exiled card's mana value to any target.

Instant

If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.

Instant

Draw two cards. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Bird Mutant

Flying {3}{W}: Target creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever another nontoken creature dies, draw a card.

Instant

Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.

Sorcery

You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures with no +1/+1 counters on them.