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Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Lizard

Whenever another creature dies, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Instant

Tap target creature. Scry 1. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card that doesn't share a land type with a land you control, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. {5}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elemental Wolverine

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. • This creature fights target creature token. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

You lose 2 life and draw two cards, then clash with an opponent. If you win, repeat this process. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and whenever you expend 4, put a stash counter on it. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) {1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of stash counters on this enchantment.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may put the exiled card into its owner's hand.

Creature — Devil

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Human Villain

Flying, haste Whenever you discard a card, Hobgoblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this token leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's graveyard."

Legendary Creature — Avatar

You can't spend mana to cast this spell. Convoke, delve (Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color. Each card you exile from your graveyard pays for {1}.) You may cast this card from your graveyard. Trample

Instant

Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if it has power 4 or greater. Then those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Land

This land enters tapped. You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {G} for each storage counter removed this way.

Creature — Human Cleric

{2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. If that creature is a Zombie, exile it.

Instant

Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment

As long as you control exactly one creature, that creature gets +3/+1 and has lifelink.

Legendary Enchantment — Shrine

At the beginning of your upkeep, Honden of Infinite Rage deals damage to any target equal to the number of Shrines you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature an opponent controls When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature and remove all counters from it. Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1 and "{T}: Add {C}" named Humble Merchant. (It loses all other creature types and names.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Tap two untapped creatures you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Draw a card.

Creature — Squirrel Warrior

Trample When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Squirrel and/or Food you control. Whenever another Squirrel or Food you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Advisor Knight

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. {4}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

You gain 4 life. Bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. Tap an untapped legendary permanent you control: Untap this artifact.

Instant

Return target artifact, enchantment, or land to its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. As long as enchanted creature is a Human, it has first strike.

Creature — Eldrazi Snake

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flash When you cast this spell, counter target spell an opponent controls unless they pay {1}. Flying

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, scry 2. {2}{B}: Sacrifice this enchantment.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.

Creature — Insect

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch. (Any amount of damage a creature with deathtouch deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Insect

Flying, deathtouch When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn.

Instant

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Creature — Zombie Warlock

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land you control Enchanted land has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn."

Artifact

{T}: Add {W}. Put a time counter on this artifact. {T}, Remove X time counters from this artifact and exile it: Return each nonland permanent card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Scout Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Giant Warrior

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {R/W}{R/W}, Remove a counter from this creature: Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

Flash Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf gets +1/+1 and has trample.

Legendary Creature — Gamma Berserker Hero

Reach, trample Power-up abilities of other creatures you control cost {3} less to activate. Power-up — {6}{R}{G}: Put five +1/+1 counters on Hulk. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.)

Instant

Teamwork 4 (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more.) Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. • Destroy target noncreature artifact. • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Instant

Teamwork 4 (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more.) Choose one. If this spell was cast using teamwork, choose both instead. • Destroy target noncreature artifact. • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying When this Vehicle enters, draw two cards. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Investigate.(Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Warrior

As long as there are three or more different kinds of counters among creatures you control, this creature gets +2/+4. You may cast this card from your graveyard. If you do, it enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Instant

Hungry Flames deals 3 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Giraffe

Reach Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Cow

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Wolf

As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, this creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Advisor

At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type among noncreature spells you've cast this turn, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Minotaur

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Sorcery

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.