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Artifact Creature — Robot Villain

Whenever another Villain and/or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Jellyfish Hydra Beast

When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time. Flying, trample This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Instant

Attacking creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters with X ice counters on it. {3}: Put an ice counter on this enchantment. Remove an ice counter from this enchantment: Add {C}.

Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant

{2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Snow Creature — Snake

Flash Flying When this creature enters, draw a card. This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.

Creature — Elemental Ooze

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land

You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step. {T}: Tap target creature without flying that's attacking you. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this land remains tapped.

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Whenever this creature attacks, you may exile another target nontoken creature. If you do, this creature becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Kindred Artifact — Eldrazi

{1}{C}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Whenever another Eldrazi you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. As long as this artifact has eight or more +1/+1 counters on it, it's a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types and it has annihilator 2.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B}. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by it this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Then you may discard two cards. When you do, Ill-Timed Explosion deals X damage to each creature, where X is the greatest mana value among cards discarded this way.

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Then you may discard two cards. When you do, Ill-Timed Explosion deals X damage to each creature, where X is the greatest mana value among cards discarded this way.

Creature — Illusion

Cumulative upkeep {U} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a land type. This creature gains landwalk of the chosen type until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a land of that type.)

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever an ability of equipped creature is activated, if it isn't a mana ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. Equip {3}

Creature — Faerie Wizard

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you control a Faerie. Flying This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Angel Illusion

Cast this spell only if you've cast another spell this turn. Flying

Creature — Jellyfish Rogue

This creature can't be blocked if you've cast two or more spells this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature — Faerie

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Plant

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add two mana of any one color instead.

Instant

Creatures target opponent controls attack this turn if able. During that player's next untap step, creatures they control don't untap. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Vampire Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures. Destroy X target nonland permanents.

Legendary Creature — Human Hero Villain

{T}: Add {U} for each card you've drawn this turn. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells. Power-up — {5}{U}{U}: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on Immortus. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control that targets only a single creature deals damage to that creature, Imodane deals that much damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are seven or more lands on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment and destroy all lands.

Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, tap target creature you don't control.

Creature — Orc Warlock

Vigilance When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Devil

Trample, haste When this creature attacks, up to one target creature defending player controls blocks it this combat if able. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Creature — Human Warrior

Partner with Proud Mentor (When this creature enters, target player may put Proud Mentor into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among tapped creatures your opponents control.

Artifact

{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Sorcery

Target creature gains trample and haste until end of turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. {4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. Equip {R}

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. Encore {7}{R}{R} ({7}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Elemental Shaman

Other Elemental creatures you control get +1/+1. {1}{R}, {T}: You may put an Elemental creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Instant

Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.

Creature — Vampire

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Madness {2}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Create five 1/1 white Human creature tokens. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, create ten of those tokens instead. Flashback {7}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, two -1/-1 counters on another target creature, and three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, two +1/+1 counters on another target creature, and three +1/+1 counters on a third target creature.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

Bestow {2}{W} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Afterlife 1 (When this permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has afterlife 1.

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has first strike, and all creatures able to block it do so. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Vampire Noble

Lifelink {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature — Ooze

Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create a 3/3 green Ooze creature token that's tapped and attacking.