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Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Instant

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Creature — Spirit

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature dies, if it wasn't a Demon, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with two +1/+1 counters on it. It's a Demon in addition to its other types.

Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft

When Infinite Guideline Station enters, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each multicolored permanent you control. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 12+.) 12+ | Flying Whenever Infinite Guideline Station attacks, draw a card for each multicolored permanent you control.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on this artifact. All creatures get +1/+0 for each time counter on this artifact. {3}: Remove a time counter from this artifact. Any player may activate this ability but only during any upkeep step.

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Creature — Merfolk Rogue

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Creature — Inkling Cat

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Elephant Cleric

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Rogue Villain

Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, scry 1. Exile this creature: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Creature — Ox

Delirium — This creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Instant

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Rat Berserker

When this creature enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process. {3}{B}, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Berserker

This creature attacks each combat if able. Madness {3}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Insect Mutant

Flying Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Fungus

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw a card. Then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

Mill three cards, then return an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Flashback {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Cleave {3}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Draw three cards. [Your maximum hand size is reduced by three for the rest of the game.]

Sorcery

Target player gains 5 life, Inspired Ultimatum deals 5 damage to any target, then you draw five cards.

Instant

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

During your turn, this creature has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) During your turn, creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have first strike.

Artifact

Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Human Knight

Other Knights you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it endures 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on it or create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token.)

Artifact — Food

Flash When this artifact enters, draw a card. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can attack as though it had haste. {0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Counter target activated ability from an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land. That permanent's activated abilities can't be activated this turn. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.) Draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power. Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you lose life for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of each end step, if a modified creature died under your control this turn, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. Exile that card. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.

Creature — Human Pilot

This creature gets +2/+0 as long as it isn't attacking or blocking.

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}: Exile target card from a graveyard. You may cast Dinosaur creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature — Human Scout

Reach {T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.

Sorcery — Lesson

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.

Creature — Spirit

Vigilance {T}, Sacrifice a Room: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Flash When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}. Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Instant

Invasive Maneuvers deals 3 damage to target creature. It deals 5 damage instead if you control a Spacecraft.

Instant

Counter target sorcery spell. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, search the graveyard, hand, and library of that spell's controller for any number of cards with the same name as that spell, exile those cards, then that player shuffles.

Creature — Human Artificer

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an artifact.

Instant

If you control a Forest, rather than pay this spell's mana cost, you may have an opponent gain 3 life. Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.