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Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. If a player is dealt damage this way, they discard a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Menace Whenever Sophina, Spearsage Deserter attacks, investigate once for each nontoken attacking creature. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Creature — Moonfolk Wizard

Flying {4}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Sorcery

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard or exiled card with flashback you own to your hand. Add {R}. Flashback {4}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Look at target opponent's hand. Draw a card.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, look at an opponent's hand, then choose any card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player unless they pay {2}.

Creature — Djinn

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental or pay {2}. (To behold an Elemental, choose an Elemental you control or reveal an Elemental card from your hand.) {R}: Target creature you control gains trample until end of turn. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Creature — Snake

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile each opponent's graveyard. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.

Artifact

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.

Creature — Elemental Shaman

When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: This land becomes a 3/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types. It's still a land.

Creature — Wurm

Trample Delirium — At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

When this creature enters, you may blight 2. If you do, create two 1/1 black and red Goblin creature tokens. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Creature — Human Scout Ally

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar

Deathtouch Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Eldrazi Fungus

Devoid (This card has no color.) Kicker {1}{C} (You may pay an additional {1}{C} as you cast this spell.) When you cast this spell, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. When you cast this spell, if it was kicked, exile target land.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Defender {T}: Mill a card. You may put a land card milled this way into your hand. You gain 2 life if a Lesson card is milled this way. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, return up to two target non-Spacecraft creatures to their owners' hands. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 9+.) 9+ | Flying Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, defending player mills four cards.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Elemental Whale

Flying Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put three +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Creature — Bear Spirit

Whenever this creature attacks, if defending player controls no black nontoken permanents, it doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.

Creature — Spirit Pirate

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying {3}{U}: Draw a card.

Artifact

{T}: Choose a player. That player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Creature — Spirit

Flying {1}{U}: Return target Spirit you control to its owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Soldier

Protection from multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything multicolored.) Whenever a nonbasic land an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1}. When you do, target creature with haste can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.

Artifact — Book

You have no maximum hand size.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell. • Surveil 2, then draw two cards. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Instant

Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Creature — Spirit

Flash Flying When this creature enters, exile target spell with mana value 4 or less. When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment

Whenever a player casts a spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. If you do, this artifact deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it to any target.

Creature — Sphinx

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Sphinx

Flying {2}{U}: Draw a card, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Sphinx

Flying When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Instant

You gain X life and draw X cards.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Artifact Creature — Spider Robot Scout

Reach When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Sorcery

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Reach Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

From the Future — You can't cast Spider-Man 2099 during your first, second, or third turns of the game. Double strike, vigilance At the beginning of your end step, if you've played a land or cast a spell this turn from anywhere other than your hand, Spider-Man 2099 deals damage equal to his power to any target.

Creature — Spider Avatar

Reach {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, untap this creature.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Menace Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then surveil X, where X is the number of counters on it. (Look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Menace Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then surveil X, where X is the number of counters on it. (Look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1. It has defender and loses all other abilities. (It also loses all other creature types.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Flash Reach, vigilance No One Dies! — When Spider-Man enters, you may tap him. When you do, another target nonattacking creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Dinosaur Hero

Reach, trample Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Instant

Web-slinging {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.) Counter target instant spell, sorcery spell, or triggered ability.