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Enchantment

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have reach. (They can block creatures with flying.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Hero

Web-slinging {4}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell for {4}{G}{G} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.) When Spiders-Man enters, if they were cast using web-slinging, you gain 3 life and create two 2/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach.

Sorcery

Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. Flashback {6}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. Flashback {6}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and is a Spider Hero in addition to its other types. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Spy Hero

Flash When Spider-Woman enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature can't become untapped for as long as you control Spider-Woman.

Artifact Creature — Robot Turtle

When this creature enters, return target creature or Vehicle an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If that opponent's speed is greater than each other player's speed, reduce that opponent's speed by 1. This effect can't reduce their speed below 1.

Creature — Spike

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature — Wurm

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Whenever you attack with two or more Spiders, put a +1/+1 counter on Spinneret and Spiderling. Whenever Spinneret and Spiderling deals 4 or more damage, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Creature — Spider Spirit

Reach Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Spider Spirit

Reach Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {1}{W}, Blight 1, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Haste Exhaust — Tap another untapped Mount or Vehicle you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each Mount and/or Vehicle you control other than this Vehicle. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 2

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has protection from creatures.

Creature — Spirit Ox

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Spirit Warrior

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then you may have this creature become a copy of an artifact or creature card from among those cards until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Warrior

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then you may have this creature become a copy of an artifact or creature card from among those cards until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike.

Creature — Devil

During your turn, this creature has first strike. Whenever another creature dies, this creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Lizard

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Lizard

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Frog Wizard

Offspring {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Sorcery

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If that creature is a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat, draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Draw four cards. • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Draw four cards. • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.

Creature — Elk Unicorn

Lifelink Cycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, put a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Sorcery

Exile target artifact. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that artifact and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Elemental

Trample Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Elemental

Trample Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat

Sneak {B} (You may cast this spell for {B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other Ninjas you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment

{2}{G}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target creature. Create a 1/1 green Splinter creature token. It has flying and "Cumulative upkeep {G}." When it leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and each creature you control. (At the beginning of its controller's upkeep, that player puts an age counter on it, then sacrifices it unless they pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat

If a triggered ability of a Ninja creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. {1}{U}: Target Ninja can't be blocked this turn.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat

If a triggered ability of a Ninja creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. {1}{U}: Target Ninja can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact Creature — Toy

When this creature enters, draw a card. Then discard a card unless you control another creature with power 2 or less.

Instant

For each artifact or creature card in target opponent's graveyard, add {C} and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

X is the number of artifact and/or creature cards in an opponent's graveyard as you cast this spell. Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.

Instant

Tap all blocking creatures. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Each attacking creature and each blocking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice other than enchanted creature. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Artifact

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Elemental

Double strike Vivid — Squawkroaster's power is equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.

Legendary Creature — Goblin

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

Sorcery spells cost {3} more to cast.

Instant

Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.) Draw a card.

Creature — Squirrel Mutant

Deathtouch

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-2. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.

Artifact

Whenever you cast a black spell or a Swamp you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It's every creature type.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is all creature types. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Goblin Rogue

Menace At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

Menace At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Cat Archer

When this creature enters, secretly choose an opponent. Reveal the player you chose: Exile target creature that's attacking you if it's controlled by the chosen player. Activate only once.

Creature — Avatar

Haste Whenever another creature you control dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.

Instant

Attacking creatures get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.