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Creature — Insect

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Rat

{4}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Mole Scout

At the beginning of your end step, if a face-down creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {T}: Add {G}.

Instant

Choose artifact, creature, or land. Tap all untapped permanents of the chosen type target player controls, or untap all tapped permanents of that type that player controls.

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.

Enchantment

Flash Turtles you control get +2/+2.

Creature — Turtle Seal

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Instant

Search your library and/or outside the game for exactly four legendary creature cards you own with different names, then reveal those cards. An opponent chooses two of them. Put the chosen cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into your library.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Outlast {G} ({G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.) Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Instant

Tweeze deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.) Each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. As long as you have 25 or more life, this creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains double strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one — • When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. • Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

Flying If a triggered ability of another Elemental you control triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

Flying If a triggered ability of another Elemental you control triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Artifact Creature — Goblin Archer

Reach When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {B}{R}{G} ({B}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." Then for each Rat you control, create a Wicked Role token attached to that Rat. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Ty Lee attacks, you may pay {1}. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature — Rat

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, target opponent chooses a permanent they control at random and sacrifices it. If a nonland permanent is sacrificed this way, repeat this process.

Legendary Creature — Skeleton Horror

Vigilance, menace Descend 8 — {4}{U}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Sorcery

Scry X, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control, then draw three cards.

Creature — Ape

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

Creature — Ape

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

Creature — Eldrazi Processor

As this creature enters, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, this creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Wolf

Trample {3}{G}: Target attacking Wolf or Werewolf gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. Mayhem {2}{B/R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {2}{B/R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Sorcery

Ultimate Magic: Meteor deals 7 damage to each creature. If this spell was cast from exile, for each opponent, choose an artifact or land that player controls. Destroy the chosen permanents. Foretell {5}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant

Destroy target monocolored creature.

Artifact Creature — Robot Villain

Power-up — {6}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by its mana cost if it entered this turn.)

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature — Treefolk

Whenever a creature you control with toughness 4 or greater dies, draw a card.

Artifact

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Cleric

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Zombie you control and each Zombie card in your graveyard. If this creature would be dealt damage, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Berserker

Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything white.) This creature gets +2/+0 as long as it's attacking.

Land

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Creature — Human

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken

Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Creature — Zombie

When this creature dies, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Rat

Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Gorgon Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. When you do, exile target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Troll

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) {2}{G}: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with a shield counter on it if you control that creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Enchantment

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {1}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target creature. Activate only if you control two or more artifacts.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. You create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.