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Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield and return Unexpected Results to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then return up to two target Aura and/or Equipment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature. (If the Auras can't enchant that creature, they remain in your graveyard.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment. • Create a 2/2 black and green Elf creature token.

Instant

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Double the power of target creature until end of turn.

Enchantment

{1}{W}: Target nonattacking, nonblocking creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you search your library this way, put this creature on the bottom of its owner's library, then shuffle.

Enchantment

{1}: Choose a creature type other than Wall. Target creature becomes that type until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until you exile another card with this artifact.

Instant

Target player draws a card, then up to one target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, untap all nonland permanents you control.

Instant

Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a possession counter on this creature. When this creature dies, create an X/X blue Spirit creature token with flying, where X is the number of counters on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

Sorcery

Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Creature — Horror

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls a nonblack, nonland permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, collect evidence X, where X is the total mana value of the permanents this spell targets. Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target planeswalker.

Legendary Creature — Elder Giant

When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. {6}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control, except it's a 1/1 Soldier creature in addition to its other types.

Artifact

If a source would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Artifact

Echo {6} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) {T}: Draw a card.

Land — Urza's Mine

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying

Land — Planet

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {U}, {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadmir. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) As long as Vadmir has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has menace and lifelink.

Creature — Human Monk

Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever a creature you control becomes renowned, draw a card.

Creature — Human Cleric

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Manifest dread X times, then put X +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures. (To manifest dread, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature type among creatures you control. This effect can't reduce the amount of mana this spell costs by more than {5}. Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Double strike

Artifact Creature — Construct

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Frog Warrior

Trample Whenever another Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Creature — Vampire

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card and this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

First strike Sacrifice this creature: Remove all counters from target permanent.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire

{6}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Vampire

Bloodthirst 2 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Sorcery

Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Create two Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Enchantment

{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying Spirits you control get +1/+1 for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. Whenever a Spirit you control enters, you may pay {2}{W}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.