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Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout

When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your end step, if a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn and you control a prime number of lands, create Primo, the Indivisible, a legendary 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31 are prime numbers.)

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand.

Instant

You may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature. Then choose odd or even. Return each creature with power of the chosen quality to its owner's hand. (Zero is even.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact Enchanted artifact is a Golem creature with base power and toughness 5/4 in addition to its other types. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, discover 3.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier

Reach, trample When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Boar Rhino

When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Artifact Creature — Robot

{T}: Add {R}. {6}{R}: Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Bat Cleric

Flying, vigilance Whenever a Bat you control attacks, you gain 1 life. Whenever Zoraline enters or attacks, you may pay {W}{B} and 2 life. When you do, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent of their choice. Zoyowa deals 3 damage to each opponent who didn't. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent of their choice. Zoyowa deals 3 damage to each opponent who didn't. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Instant

The owner of target artifact or creature with mana value 1 or greater shuffles it into their library. Then that player discovers X, where X is its mana value. (They exile cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with that mana value or less. They cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into their hand. They put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one that hasn't been chosen and you lose 2 life — • Draw a card. • Put a +1/+1 counter on Zuko. • Add {R}. • Exile Zuko, then return him to the battlefield under an opponent's control.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Firebending 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}{R}{R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) {3}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Instant

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead put that card onto the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Dog Soldier

Mobilize 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature token. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) Zurgo's Vanguard's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.