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Artifact Creature — Clue Fish

Haste This creature attacks each combat if able. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn" and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. Equip {3}

Artifact Creature — Golem

Defender {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Destroy up to X target artifacts. If X is 5 or more, for each artifact destroyed this way, create a token that's a copy of it. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact Creature — Robot Cat

Haste Warp {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Elf Advisor

When this creature enters, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Creature — Elf Warrior

Trample Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery — Lesson

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Creature — Worm

When this creature dies, create a 3/3 blue Fish creature token with "When this token dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with 'When this token dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.'"

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have haste.

Instant

Untap target creature. Draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+7 until end of turn. Untap it.

Instant

Counter target spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Dinosaur Cat

Mutate {1}{R/W}{R/W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, other creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) {G}: Regenerate enchanted creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's an enchantment creature or legendary creature, instead put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control. Each foe chooses one untapped creature they control, then taps the rest.

Creature — Orc Warrior

Mobilize 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature token. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) When this creature enters, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact Creature — Human Samurai

Haste At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Replicate—Pay {E}{E}{E}. (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Reiterating Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Defender When this creature enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.) {3}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Instant

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Phoenix

Flying When this creature dies, create a 0/1 red Elemental creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this token and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn."

Sorcery

Amass Zombies 3. (Put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Creature — Human Knight

When this creature enters, the Ring tempts you.

Artifact Creature — Robot Spider

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. {8}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, put a charge counter on this artifact. {2}, {T}, Remove all charge counters from this artifact: It deals that much damage to target creature.

Artifact Creature — Golem

This creature can't attack or block unless an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. {2}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact Whenever enchanted artifact becomes tapped, its controller gets a poison counter.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

Haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player creates a 0/1 colorless Goblin Construct artifact creature token with "This token can't block" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this token deals 1 damage to you."

Creature — Human Soldier

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) When this creature becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a Dinosaur artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/3 in addition to its other types.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card. As long as you control a Cleric, this artifact has "Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact card, up to one target land card, and up to one target non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. They are 5/5 Elemental creatures in addition to their other types.

Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.

Creature — Kithkin Soldier

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. Draw a card.

Instant

Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elemental

Reach Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Troll

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, it gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Beast Mutant

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever this creature evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Warrior

Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Target permanent gains indestructible until end of turn. Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy a permanent with indestructible, and if it's a creature, it can't be destroyed by damage.)

Instant

You gain 6 life. Cycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.

Creature — Human Shaman

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 1/3 green Spider enchantment creature token with reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Sorcery

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Instant

Return target nonland permanent with mana value X to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Instant

Put target creature on top of its owner's library.

Instant

Destroy target creature with power or toughness 4 or greater.