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Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

When Rona enters, you may exile target historic card from your graveyard. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) You may cast spells from among cards exiled with Rona. {4}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life. You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Creature — Unicorn

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flash Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Sorcery

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.) Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Draw a card.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flying When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.) When this enchantment enters, if it was kicked, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying. Whenever you cast a kicked spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Instant

Populate. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Creature — Plant Horror

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast spells from your graveyard. {G}{U}, {T}, Exile this creature: Return target card with flashback you own from exile to your hand.

Creature — Elemental

Morph {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman

{2}, Return Rootha to its owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Lizard

When this creature enters, exile target card with a cycling ability from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Treefolk

When this creature dies, search your library for a creature card with power or toughness 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Satyr Scout

{T}: Add {G}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Sorcery

Mill three cards, then return a land card or Elf card from your graveyard to your hand. If you can't, draw a card. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Spider

Whenever this creature blocks, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Crocodile

Sacrifice a Forest: Regenerate this creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This land doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Creature — Merfolk

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Human Survivor

Haste Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target land you control. That land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature in addition to its other types. It gains haste until your next turn.

Artifact — Clue Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+2, has reach, and can't be blocked by more than one creature. {2}, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card. Equip {3}

Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or enchantment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Centaur Soldier

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Vigilance

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target non-Human creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. Face-down creatures you control have menace. Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Creature — Plant Skeleton

This creature can't block. {2}{B}{G}, Mill four cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elemental

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Creature — Fungus

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Elemental

Creature — Zombie Kraken

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Zombie Snake

Creature — Zombie Elephant

Creature — Spider

Reach {3}{B}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach, then each opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.

Creature — Phyrexian Wolf

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) Whenever a creature dealt damage by Rot Wolf this turn dies, you may draw a card.

Creature — Mouse Raccoon

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Instant

If you control a Swamp, you may pay 2 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {7}: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. It can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Legendary Planeswalker — Rowan

+1: Up to one target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. −2: Rowan deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. Those creatures can't block this turn. −9: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Creature — Cat

Bloodrush — {R}, Discard this card: Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Detective

When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) {G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each attacking creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Wurm

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. You may put that card onto the battlefield tapped if you control a land named Wastes. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, scry 1. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.