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Creature — Vedalken Wizard

When this creature enters, draw a card, then scry 2.

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Soldier

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature dies, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Human Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Zombie

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. {2}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.

Creature — Human Cleric

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Satyr Warrior

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Human Warrior

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Creature — Centaur Druid Scout Archer

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Threshold — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Exile target creature you don't control. • Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Sorcery

Exile target creature. Put two loyalty counters on a planeswalker you control.

Creature — Dwarf

This creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Seven Dwarves you control. A deck can have up to seven cards named Seven Dwarves.

Creature — Fox Samurai

When this creature enters or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to its toughness.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Crocodile

{3}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. This ability costs {3} less to activate if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Zombie

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) Scavenge {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie Drake

Flying, haste

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. {W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise, tap it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and "Whenever this creature deals damage, destroy target Equipment attached to it."

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever another black creature you control enters, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Sorcery

Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. Flashback {6}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {B}{R}. Draw a card.

Land

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Legendary Creature — Horse

Horses you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.) Whenever Shadowfax attacks, you may put a creature card with lesser power from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Creature — Human Wizard

{U}, {T}: Put target creature you control on top of its owner's library. {R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.

Creature — Avatar

If your life total is less than your starting life total, this spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the difference.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature dies, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Activate only if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Create two tapped 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Sorcery

Exile all creatures and planeswalkers with mana value 3 or less from the battlefield and all creature and planeswalker cards with mana value 3 or less from all graveyards.

Creature — Ouphe

Whenever this creature attacks, blight 1. (Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a creature you control with one or more counters on it dies, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.

Creature — Ogre Rogue

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to any target. Disguise {2}{B/R}{B/R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Creature — Ogre Warrior

Menace Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may have you draw a card. If they do, untap this creature and remove it from combat.

Instant

Shake the Foundations deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Shark Crab

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Mutant Horror

This creature enters tapped. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters tapped.

Creature — Yeti

{R}{G}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Shanna can't be the target of abilities your opponents control. Shanna gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Wizard

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Shantotto gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell. If X is 4 or more, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Shaman

{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. {2}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets +0/+5 and gains reach until end of turn. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard

When Sharae enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Whenever you tap one or more untapped creatures your opponents control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Artifact Creature — Sphinx

Flying Whenever an artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may mill two cards. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Shark Octopus Crab

{2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Human Detective

Vigilance Whenever a creature you control enters, if its power is greater than this creature's power or its toughness is greater than this creature's toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all colorless nonland cards. • Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all multicolored cards.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-0. {3}{U}{U}: Put enchanted creature into its owner's library third from the top.