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Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Creature — Phyrexian Boar Beast

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value is 2 or less, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Human Cleric

Flash If a nontoken creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land is a Swamp. Whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, its controller loses 2 life.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{U}{B} ({W}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it. {2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Creature — Human

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. Coven — At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. Create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. {2}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

When this creature enters, incubate 5. (Create an Incubator token with five +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+3. {W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {2}{W}: Exile enchanted creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has banding. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Instant

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. (They deal combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Instant

Choose a creature type. Coordinated Barrage deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the number of permanents you control of the chosen type.

Sorcery

Tap one or two target untapped creatures you control. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.

Instant

Choose one — • Coordinated Maneuver deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target enchantment.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and can't block. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Each other Human you control gets +1/+0 and has ward {1}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Creature — Elf Scout

Whenever this creature attacks, untap each other creature you control.

Creature — Phyrexian Bear Rhino

Trample Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Phyrexian Spider

Reach {1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, it connives." (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Whenever you cast a kicked spell, draw a card, then discard a card. When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a card with a kicker ability from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant green or white creature Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card."

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1}

Creature — Human Monk

Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue

Haste {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and/or sorcery spells. When Cormela dies, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Lizard Warrior

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. When you do, this creature deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

When this creature enters, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If a card is put into exile this way, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage. (Exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.) Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Zombie

Defender Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Instant

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice any number of creatures. Create an X/X blue and black Zombie creature token with menace, where X is the total power of the sacrificed creatures. Flashback {3}{U}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle. Unearth {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard. Corpse Explosion deals damage equal to the exiled card's power to each creature and each planeswalker.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a Zombie card and a Swamp card, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target nonblack creature. Create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, untap target artifact or creature you control.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Ooze

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by an equipped creature, destroy all Equipment attached to that creature at end of combat.

Sorcery

Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Instant

Counter target spell if its controller is poisoned.

Creature — Eldrazi Shapeshifter

Devoid (This card has no color.) As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, incubate 4. (Create an Incubator token with four +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Whenever a permanent you control transforms or a permanent you control enters transformed, you may draw a card. Do this only once each turn.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Other Pirates you control get +1/+1.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature, planeswalker, or battle.

Instant

Choose target permanent card in your graveyard. If it has mana value 3 or less, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put it onto the battlefield, put it into your hand. You gain 3 life.

Instant

Cosmium Blast deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Sorcery

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Search your library for a Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. • Put three +1/+1 counters on a Cave you control. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. • Destroy target enchantment.

Creature — Horse Spirit

Flash Flying Foretelling cards from your hand costs {1} less and can be done on any player's turn. Foretell {2}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Sorcery

Cosmotronic Wave deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.