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Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink When this creature enters, create a Cursed Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and has fear. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Creature — Zombie Minotaur

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Equipped creature has flying. Equip {3}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature At the beginning of each upkeep, tap enchanted creature.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player exiles two cards from their graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player mills two cards.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Creatures enchanted player controls attack each combat if able.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.

Sorcery

Create a Monster Role token attached to target creature you control. When you do, that creature fights up to one target creature you don't control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. Creatures that fight each deal damage equal to their power to the other.)

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals damage to that player equal to the number of Curses attached to them.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose a color. Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen color, that player loses 1 life.

Instant

Cast this spell only during combat after blockers are declared. Target unblocked attacking creature becomes blocked. (This spell works on creatures that can't be blocked.) Draw a card.

Sorcery

Cut In deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Sorcery

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target planeswalker that was activated this turn or tapped creature.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

Sacrifice another artifact or creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Instant

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Cyclops Wizard

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). When this creature dies, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Elf Scout

Creature — Human Survivor

This creature can't be blocked by Glimmers. Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Lizard Rogue

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Creature — Imp

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Shark

Vigilance Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has afflict 1. (Whenever it becomes blocked, defending player loses 1 life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, choose one — • Puff Piece — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. • Investigative Journalism — Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

{U}, {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. You may put the revealed cards into their owners' graveyards. If you don't, each player draws a card.

Creature — Ox

Vigilance Mobilize 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, create three tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, choose one — • Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand. • Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

Return up to X target artifact and/or non-Aura enchantment cards each with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If X is 6 or more, those permanents are 4/4 creatures in addition to their other types.

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. + {3} — Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.

Instant

Create two 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. When equipped creature dies, you may have this Equipment become a 2/1 Construct artifact creature with flying and ward {1}. If you do, it isn't an Equipment. Equip {1}

Instant

Discard your hand, then draw two cards.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance, trample, lifelink Once during each of your turns, you may cast an Aura or Equipment spell from your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human

Noncreature, non-Equipment artifacts you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {1}. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Artifact — Vehicle

At end of combat, if this Vehicle attacked or blocked this combat, put a velocity counter on it. Then if it has two or more velocity counters on it, sacrifice it and draw two cards. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Darigaaz's Charm deals 3 damage to any target. • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast a historic spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Sorcery

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn. Discover 4. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Creature — Human Knight

Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human Rogue

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target permanent an opponent controls that shares a card type with it.

Creature — Turtle Rogue

Flash This creature enters tapped.

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.

Creature — Human Assassin

As long as you've surveilled this turn, this creature has deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card."

Instant

Regenerate target creature. Draw a card. (The next time the creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.) Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, also regenerate each other creature you control.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. You can play a land this way only if you have an available land play remaining.)

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a blocking creature. Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)