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Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. {3}: Destroy this Aura. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

You may pay {2}{W}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If the {2}{W}{W} cost was paid, an opponent chooses up to two nonland permanents they control and returns them to their owner's hand. Destroy all nonland permanents.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has "{R}: This creature gains trample until end of turn."

Legendary Creature — Devil Performer

Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Creature — Fox

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Goblin Monk

Haste Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Orc Knight

Beacon of Hope — When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Human Samurai

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. {1}{U}{B}: Mill a card.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice, then gains life equal to that creature's toughness.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile target attacking or blocking creature.

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. When the permanent you don't control dies this turn, you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Target opponent discards a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, instead that player reveals their hand, you choose a nonland card from it, then that player discards that card.

Creature — Human Cleric

{T}, Tap two untapped Humans you control: Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Human Spellshaper

{1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When the creature put onto the battlefield with this enchantment dies, exile it and return this enchantment to its owner's hand. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, exile the creature put onto the battlefield with this enchantment.

Artifact Creature — Cat

{T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Elemental

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent card in your graveyard. Reach Immune — Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Diamond Weapon.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

When this creature enters, draw a card. Descend 4 — This creature has flying as long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

Sacrifice this creature: Exile up to four target cards from a single graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery. When this creature dies, you may pay {4}. If you do, discover 4. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Instant

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Draw two cards, then discard a card. You gain life equal to the number of cards you've discarded this turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast a historic spell, target player mills two cards. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Human Druid

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If this card is in a graveyard, effects from spells named Muscle Burst count it as a card named Muscle Burst.

Sorcery

Exile all permanents. For as long as any of those cards remain exiled, at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns one of the exiled cards they own to the battlefield.

Creature — Human Warlock

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was bargained, create a Cursed Role token attached to target creature an opponent controls. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target sorcery spell. • Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. • Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Put one back and the rest into that player's graveyard.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Creature — Human Wizard

({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.) {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Skeleton

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {U} or {B}. {U}{B}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 blue and black Horror artifact creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U} or {B}. {U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Creature — Insect

Flying Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Dryad Druid

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Instant

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. Dinosaurs you control gain trample until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Dinosaur Gnome

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, target creature you control gains menace until end of turn.

Creature — Horror

When this creature enters, return target permanent to its owner's hand, then that player discards a card.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery

Direct Current deals 2 damage to any target. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking or tapped creature. Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters tapped.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed. When you do, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that died this turn. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback {5}{B}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie Bear

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

Exile target creature. If you don't control a Human, you lose life equal to that creature's toughness.