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Instant

Buyback {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Creature — Zombie

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, each opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and whenever you draw your third card each turn, amass Zombies 3. (Put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards. Overload {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Creature — Human Wizard

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, exile the top three cards of target player's library. {U}{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell with the same name as a card exiled with this creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, target player mills four cards.

Sorcery

Target player discards a card for each Swamp you control.

Sorcery

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Target player draws three cards. If the gift was promised, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Sorcery

If you control a Swamp, you may sacrifice a creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Each player exiles two cards from their hand.

Sorcery

Look at target player's hand and choose X cards from it. That player discards those cards.

Enchantment Creature — Harpy

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player mills three cards.

Instant

If it's your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

Return target artifact or enchantment card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Creature — Human Rogue

Trample When this creature enters, if you control another outlaw, create a Treasure token. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. A Treasure token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Bird

Flying, vigilance When this creature dies, target creature you control explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Spider

Reach When this creature enters, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker

{T}: You gain 1 life. If you control creatures named Power Plant Worker and Tower Worker, you gain 3 life instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities. (If it was a creature, it's no longer a creature.)

Sorcery

You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Vedalken Advisor

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}: Target player mills three cards.

Creature — Human Cleric

Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

Instant

Counter target spell with mana value 1 or less.

Creature — Minotaur Archer

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Horror

When this creature dies, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Creature — Snake

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) {G}: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.

Creature — Zombie Merfolk

Deathtouch When this creature enters, mill two cards and you gain 2 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

During your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof. Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

As long as this artifact is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all land cards in all graveyards.

Instant

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Legendary Artifact

{5}, {T}: Scry 1, then draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Crab

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) Channel — {2}{U}, Discard this card: Counter target spell or ability unless its controller pays {3}.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, that player copies that spell for each other creature they control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Enchantment Creature — Chimera

Flying Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Scry 1.

Creature — Dog

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flash

Creature — Shade

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. {1}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Haste {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, add {R}{R}. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery

Choose two — • Choose target player. They may discard up to X cards. Then they draw a card for each card discarded this way. • This spell deals X damage to target creature. • This spell deals X damage to target planeswalker. • Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Unearth {1}{R} ({1}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}. ({1}{B}{R}: Return the card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Legendary Creature — Time Lord Rogue

Whenever another nonartifact creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control face down and tapped. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature. At the beginning of your end step, each opponent faces a villainous choice — Each artifact creature you control deals 1 damage to that opponent, or you draw a card and chaos ensues.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

Creature — Human Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Illusion

{U}: Counter target spell that targets this creature.

Creature — Turtle

Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking non-Human creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Illusion

Creature spells you cast that share a creature type with this creature cost {1} less to cast. {T}: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

Creature — Kirin

Flying, vigilance Megamorph {1}{W} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)

Creature — Kithkin Wizard

{2}{W}{U}: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Griffin

Flying When this creature dies, exile it, then return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield.