The Card Yard

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness. Suspend 5—{1}{B} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{B} and exile it with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

Each opponent gets a poison counter. Then each creature your opponents control gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each poison counter its controller has.

Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

Artifact

Whenever you attack, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect Horror

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

Enchantment

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect. (Damage is dealt to you in the form of poison counters.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. (You may choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker. If a Dragon was beheld, surveil 2.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target Aura attached to a creature. • Target Soldier creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. • Creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Bird Scout

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Snow Creature — Bird

Flying {S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Plot {1}{B}{G} (You may pay {1}{B}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Scorpion

Deathtouch Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)

Instant

Choose one or both — • Pinecone Strike deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. • Destroy target artifact token.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Instant

Pinpoint Avalanche deals 4 damage to target creature. The damage can't be prevented.

Creature — Human Warlock

Rats you control have menace. {1}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Gain control of target creature.

Instant

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Pirate you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.

Creature — Devil

When this creature dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards. Plot {1}{B}{B} (You may pay {1}{B}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Faerie

Flying Grant an Advantage — If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

Creature — Faerie

Flying Grant an Advantage — If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant

When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token. Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types. {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.

Creature — Insect

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Creature — Rat

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Basic Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)