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Creature — Beast

Trample Reinforce 2—{1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.) Scavenge {5}{G}{G} ({5}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's library. • Counter target instant spell.

Legendary Creature — Human

First strike, menace Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, you may cast a spell with lesser mana value that shares a card type with it from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, create First Mate Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey Pirate creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human

First strike, menace Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, you may cast a spell with lesser mana value that shares a card type with it from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, create First Mate Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey Pirate creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/-1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains wither until end of turn. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2}

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {2}

Instant

Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Each attacking non-Human creature gains trample until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Reach {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Troll

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1. As long as equipped creature's toughness is greater than its power, it assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Villain

Whenever you cast a black spell from your hand, Baron Helmut Zemo connives. Boast — Exile any number of black cards from your graveyard with fifteen or more black mana symbols among their mana costs: Copy those exiled cards. You may cast up to three of the copies without paying their mana costs. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) {2}{R}, Sacrifice another colorless creature: This creature deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel

Reach Avalanche! — Whenever an Equipment you control enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token. At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target Rebel you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel

Reach Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

When Barrin enters, return up to one other target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand. At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent was put into your hand from the battlefield this turn, draw a card.

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature the opponent to your left controls. Then that player may copy this spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

When Barrowin enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Whenever Barrowin attacks, return up to one creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield if you've completed a dungeon.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

When Barrowin enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Whenever Barrowin attacks, return up to one creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield if you've completed a dungeon.

Creature — Faerie

Flying This creature has lifelink as long as you control another Faerie. {2}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "Sacrifice this permanent: Add {B}{B}."

Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the greatest number of creatures you control that have a creature type in common.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard spell or to activate an ability of a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard.

Sorcery — Lesson

Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

Defender Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Cat Cleric

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures you control.

Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance, protection from multicolored When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

{W}, {T}, Exert Basri: Create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) Cycling {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, Cats you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

{W}, {T}, Exert Basri: Create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) Cycling {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, Cats you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Human Archer

Reach, hexproof

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying for each mana from a Cave spent to cast it. Whenever a Cave you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Artifact

{2}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) Batroc enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each time he was kicked. When Batroc enters, he deals damage equal to his power to each of up to X targets, where X is the number of times he was kicked.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have trample.

Creature — Human Warrior

Boast — {1}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. Equip {5}

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — For each player, exile up to one target non-Saga, nonland permanent that player controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. III — Create Avacyn, a legendary 8/8 white Angel creature token with flying, vigilance, and indestructible.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A creature with first strike deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Creature — Bird

Flying, first strike

Creature — Centaur

Threshold — Put three cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn and only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token. II — Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. III — Choose any number of artifact tokens and/or creature tokens you control with different names. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of it.

Creature — Elephant

Trample Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. Foretell {2}{G}{G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga deals 4 damage to each non-Giant creature and each planeswalker. II — Scry 3. III — Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater this turn, draw two cards, then discard a card.

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)