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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1. As long as equipped creature's toughness is greater than its power, it assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Reach {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Troll

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) {2}{R}, Sacrifice another colorless creature: This creature deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel

Reach Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

When Barrin enters, return up to one other target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand. At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent was put into your hand from the battlefield this turn, draw a card.

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature the opponent to your left controls. Then that player may copy this spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Faerie

Flying This creature has lifelink as long as you control another Faerie. {2}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

When Barrowin enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Whenever Barrowin attacks, return up to one creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield if you've completed a dungeon.

Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the greatest number of creatures you control that have a creature type in common.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard spell or to activate an ability of a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

Defender Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Creature — Cat Cleric

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures you control.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

{W}, {T}, Exert Basri: Create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) Cycling {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, Cats you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Human Archer

Hexproof, reach

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying for each mana from a Cave spent to cast it. Whenever a Cave you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

Artifact

{2}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have trample.

Creature — Human Warrior

Boast — {1}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. Equip {5}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control get +2/+0.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature blocks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token. II — Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. III — Choose any number of artifact tokens and/or creature tokens you control with different names. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of it.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga deals 4 damage to each non-Giant creature and each planeswalker. II — Scry 3. III — Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater this turn, draw two cards, then discard a card.

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A creature with first strike deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Creature — Bird

Flying, first strike

Creature — Centaur

Threshold — Put three cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn and only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Bird Wizard

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was kicked, discard your hand, then draw two cards.

Creature — Plant Dog

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}.

Legendary Creature — Demon Noble

Flying Prince of Chaos — When Be'lakor enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Demons you control. Lord of Torment — Whenever another Demon you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Sorcery

Beacon Bolt deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment Creature — Human Monk

{5}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target enchantment creature. It gains trample until end of turn.

Enchantment

{1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.