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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, scry 2. Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Tap target creature. Put twice X stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Human Wizard Sorcerer

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +7/+7 and has trample.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever one or more Vehicles you control attack, create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Sorcery

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Creature — Snake Wizard

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, return to their owners' hands all creatures your opponents control with toughness less than the exploited creature's toughness.

Creature — Human Warrior Performer

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Creature — Kor Cleric

When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Creature — Bear Druid

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Phyrexian Cat Cleric

When this creature enters, incubate 3 X times. (To incubate 3, create an Incubator token with three +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) {T}: Transform target Incubator token you control.

Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar

Protection from everything If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Instant

Kicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell.) Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.

Instant

Each opponent gets a poison counter. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Each player puts a vow counter on a creature they control and sacrifices the rest. Each of those creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control for as long as it has a vow counter on it.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it. At the beginning of each end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice this enchantment and return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Creature tokens you control have evolve. (They have "Whenever a creature you control enters, if it has greater power or toughness than this token, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." They see this creature enter.) {3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact Creature — Cat

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Instant

Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Giant Wizard

Delirium — When this creature enters, choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose both instead. • This creature deals 4 damage to any target. • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Halfling Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by equipped creature also get a poison counter.) Equip {1}

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Creature — Giant Soldier

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to this creature instead.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

Sorcery

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, your life total becomes 26. Your life total becomes 26.

Instant

Provoke the Trolls deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls. Equip {2}

Creature — Cat Beast

Vigilance Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Cat Snake

This spell can't be countered. Creature spells you control can't be countered.

Enchantment

Whenever a player chooses one or more targets, each player reveals the top card of their library. The player who reveals the card with the greatest mana value may change the target or targets. If two or more cards are tied for greatest, the target or targets remain unchanged. Changing targets this way doesn't trigger abilities of permanents named Psychic Battle.

Sorcery

Psychic Purge deals 1 damage to any target. When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, that player loses 5 life.

Creature — Salamander Drake

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All creatures attack enchanted creature's controller each combat if able. When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Ogre Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Sorcery

Return up to two target nonland permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand, then return up to two target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have flying. All Slivers have "If this permanent would be put into a graveyard, you may put it on top of its owner's library instead."

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Instant

Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. Pumpkin Bombardment deals 3 damage to target creature.

Instant

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all creatures with power 2 or less. If you lose the flip, destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls. If that creature is a Zombie, this creature deals 2 damage to it instead.

Creature — Worm

This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature died this turn. Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Creature — Whale

When this creature enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with "This token can't block" and "Creatures you control attack each combat if able." Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost {3} more to cast.